Danny Ocean

If I had to describe myself in one sentence, I would say I'm as awesome as a unicorn rodeo with midget cowboys.

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I forgot to wear my Ed Hardy shirt to @granadatheater, so instead, I vomited on a regular shirt and threw glitter on it. #samething

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The toilets @granadatheater are so nice that I just crapped on the floor next to the sink. #yolo

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There is no "D" in Baylor

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@kirabira in response to: spent most of my shower thinking about how good a male acquaintance of mine would be at twitter. also weeping.

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RT @staycalmstefani: twitter is my favorite book

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@meantos I missed u too...a lot

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@kirabira now do we twitter bang?

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@LiVinLuCkii I hope ur future shits go better & don't give u a headache

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@kirabira now that's a burn!

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@Trent_Gaga you said: So my dog just ate like 4 benadryl should I be worried...basically the same thing

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RT @teamronpLA: Do it like Jesus: Get rich or die tryin' #thuglife

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RT @chopper4jk: I speak pearls of wisdom

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RT @Hannah_RollUp: Someone introduce me to @StoleUrPost

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RT @staycalmstefani: I love Total Recall boobs

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RT @Paul_Conrad: Go Cowboys!

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RT @TheWolfHat: Buying a Real Doll on eBay so I can have a friend

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RT @Proud_Muthafcka: I tweet way too much

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RT @EnoSAINT: I think I'm gonna start cross dressing

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RT @PlayHouseBarb: I wanna see some shit

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RT @Typhona: OMG this iPhone does it all! Got an app that'll wipe my ass.