“Married with children.“
(Couldn‘t find a reliable source for Stella’s species, actually, so I went with a swan - even though she always rather gave me pigeon vibes tbh).
#helluvaboss#stolas#stella#vivziepop
Blitz: Barbs this is my boyfriend Stolas!
Stolas (nervous as shit): Hello, it's lovely to meet you!
Barbie:...
*Barbie looks Stolas up and down*
Barbie:...
*Barbie pulls Blitz away*
Blitz: wha-
Barbie: How the FUCK did you pull HIM????
Blitz: I DON'T KNOW