.gobble these nuts

never been straight!!

[.gobble these nuts @stoneEeter]

#TweetLikeABibleCharacter
When you can't tweet because you not that familiar with a bible

[✨The Glover✨ @_The_Glover]

I think about this video at least 10 times a day.

[Younginvestor @YoungInvestor03]

You found the house. The bank approved the bond. You're celebrating.🏘️

Then the attorney sends the bill: R70 000, cash, before you get the keys.
And the bank won't lend you a cent of it.

The costs of buying a house that never appear in the advert 🧵

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

TLB 🇿🇦

[Siya_dlamini @Siya_homiey]

He is going to europe this one

[G-Block 🅱️aby @motionsznn]

The rich people that were living in the UAE are now selling off their properties and running towards Cape Town and South Africa as a whole. We are in danger as a country

[Jayen Thakker @JayenThakker]

The 5 Stages of the Data Analysis Lifecycle

[Benjamin Bennett Alexander @RealBenjizo]

SQL Tip:

Updating TABLE values using a correlated subquery.

[Eyo Eyo, PhD @Eyowhite3]

Lets do the LOOKUPS and MATCH in Excel.

[Eyo Eyo, PhD @Eyowhite3]

How to deal with very messy dataset in Excel.

[knick @Knick_RSA]

My heart is really broken 🇿🇦this is what we have become as South Africans?

[Msunu ka Johann Rupert @ZizinjaAbelungu]

‼️🚨

🇿🇦South Africa you can't be sleeping when we have a Country Duty to find DJ Warras Killers.

Someone, somewhere might know them.

Circulate as much as possible!!!

[Tshenolo PI @TshenoloPi]

The day criminal networks talk nicely of us or praise us know that we have sold out the revolution

Aluta

[Tshenolo PI @TshenoloPi]

If we fail the victim we will have failed God Himself.

At around 11h40 our Control Room got a call about a shooting incident that led to a hijacking and kidnapping
our CEO and a member of the tracing team woke up from sleep, met up with the special patrols team and went to assist.

[Luc @investingluc]

Suddenly, you’re 26.

Out of college now.

Got the new corporate job. Apartment in the city. Met a girl and it’s getting serious. Joined the pickleball league.

You’re happy. It’s everything you wanted, right?

The steady paycheck, your own crib, no more useless schoolwork.

But every morning lacks excitement. It’s already mundane.

40 more years of this…wake up, 9-5, gym, netflix, die?

But it’s everything that “younger you” had hoped for.

Or was it?

At 26, you feel different.

Feels like a blank canvas…on your own, no parents, no teachers, no responsibilities.

Your life is now solely based on your decisions. All on you, kid.

My advice is to play big…and play big right f*cking now.

Because next thing you know, you’re 45. In the same city, same job, same bars…thinking “if only I would’ve”.

So pick up the canvas and picasso that sh*t right now.

[Ezekiel @ezekiel_aleke]

How to introduce yourself in an interview in just 50secs

[The Sigma Mindset @thesigmamindset]

This is how asking someone "How are you?" actually kills your first impression ‼️‼️

[landless native. @lordcease_]

@JHBWater residents of Ivory Park Ext8 have been without water for the past 4 days. Whats going on?

[LAnDo NIFFIRG™️🇨🇦 @llandoniffirg]

This is funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Eyo Eyo, PhD @Eyowhite3]

Use this comprehensive plan to teach yourself Data Analytics in 6 months.