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banded from nextdoor app

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Girls can have gout. Girls can do anything.

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I wonder if I’d still be super hot if I wasn’t extremely tall

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Boys don’t cry
Girls don’t cum

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I hope I never learn what a VPN is

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I hate movies, love talkies #film

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The Bear had made most people that work in the service industry unbearable.

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Found out people at work call me Barry because they think I’m a serial killer.

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Without doubt I alway become the grumpiest guy at my job.

[♃♇ @bugdoll__]

david lynch made a minecraft torch 3 years ago and nobody even talks about it. barely anyone even brings it up in conversation.

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I think more shitty bartenders should do drugs on shift.

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Listening to Leave (Get out) by jojo

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Grants farm is sick because they give you two free beers for every different hat you put on.

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I be tryin out a new signature everytime they give me a check.

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Live look at my tweet think tank.

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People don’t talk about how influential Adam Sandler’s “The Longest Yard” was. It had a 9 year old 80lbs Calvin and Hobbes enthusiast me thinking I wanted to play the game. Oscar snub

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Sometimes I eat a piece of food and think “my dog will freak out if it had this” and then I extend a bite, they indulge, and I think it’s awesome. Life can be easy.

[bigsock @biggersocks]

i have to smoke a cigarette up here

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Hollywood needs to hire me as an on had cig smoker to teach these dorks not to limp hand a smoke during a scene. Y’all look fresh. It’s not cute.