Claire

[NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd]

our twitter account was voted @ClevelandMag's "Best of Cleveland" and i am sincerely humbled surprised confused honored all at the same time

[Claire @StonecldCLofgrn]

male hierarchy of needs

shelter
food
water
diggin holes

[Nan Whaley @nanwhaley]

Ohio deserves better.
https://t.co/dL4fDHd45O

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[Chelsea 🐉 @Chelsnii]

i apologized to the TSA agent for the abundance of pancake mix in my luggage and he said, “Never apologize for being who you are”

[NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd]

every night as you fall asleep, cleveland, know that i have tucked you in under the warm blanket of reliable infrastructure and kissed you on the forehead.

[rachel yara @bugposting]

once i asked my little brother if he had a girlfriend he said “im only eight I can’t even do the worm yet”

[NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd]

@tacobell we'll be ready.

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

We used to be good and people forget that.

[Quilliam @nyquills]

Getting 8 hours of sleep isn't enough I want to slumber underneath the earth for millennia like the old gods

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

I want to thank the Russian Academy for this Lifetime Achievement Award.

[Claire @StonecldCLofgrn]

i do not want to massage this kale please dont make me

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

bruce wayne: i am going to help the citizens of gotham

alfred: that’s wonderful sir which public assistance programs will you help fund

bruce wayne: alfred, dress me like a bat

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop @paddingtonbear into another movie or TV show until I forget: Day 361

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

50 spawned in upside down

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

super bowl is on nbc right now if you wanna watch

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

there are SO many men at the gym??? it’s like they haven’t heard that a timothee chalamet pete davidson jack harlow type is in demand now.. y’all go home and get funny