the glorious

fatum non fortuitum sed electionis

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

After enduring days of rejection, Baby Punch finally experienced the comfort of love. Today, the adult monkey Onsing drew little Punch into a firm, deeply reassuring embrace.

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 ᯓ ✈︎ @sovietsoleri]

You'll see me dead before you see me hopeless

[#SALEMALI @hatesaIem]

Damn i’m on my happy shit
Oops i smile again
Damn i’m on my optimistic shit
Joy within!
Damn we smiling hella deep
I feel like the sun!

[machine yearning eng in SF 8/4-8/28 @confusionm8trix]

they say you turn 26 and daft punk starts sounding different… they were right

[Horned Sphere @Horned_Sphere]

I send this to my boss whenever she complains about me being late to work

[fried rice enthusiast @talnottowel]

being must be the best feeling ever. like hell yeah i’m

[Rick Sanchez, CFA @impicklerick69]

Dude in front of me at chipotle didn’t like the amount of steak he was given so he asked for 2 scoops of queso and then told her to toss the whole bowl and walked out. I’m not that petty but power move

[Kollege Kidd @KollegeKidd]

Father calls son a groupie for taking a pic in front of someone’s whip at Rick Ross’ car show 😂😂

"You got that from your mama side."

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

big spider on my wall I trust you Eat bug Keep distance

[Will @willhatesmma]

The lion does not concern himself with checking low kicks

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

r/birdwatching is a beautiful place

[Nipoleon Dynamite @NipoleonD]

@smoove2_ @NintendoGCN @TeamYouTube Bitch niggas are real

[Tony Stella @studiotstella]

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