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medieval flatulist

[helen @helen]

a huge group of ppl on a path of titans (co-op dinosaur survival game) server led a peaceful migration in honor of sam neill instead of killing and eating each other. gaming is beautiful

[Pyrothmatic @Pyrothmatic]

man

[COCHISE @cochise]

NEW YORK YOU LISTEN TO ME …

[Sharuf @Sharufiko]

That one real dialogue window from Sly 3

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

65,000 people do this every week at Lincoln Financial Field in the winter. You ain’t special Sabrina

[irα!! @solarsystern]

nobody warned me that once you enter a certain tax bracket Everybody Skis and not only that but They Assume You Also Ski

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Drinking that shit that made bud weiser

[Alexander K Lee @AlexanderKLee]

the funniest crash-out in television history

RIP Isiah Whitlock Jr.

[richard @richard_normal]

okay okay lets deck the halls. lets deck the halls with boughs of holly.

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

I have no sympathy for this man or the situations he gets himself into.

[Ziggy_Sobotka @Ziggys_Duck]

Awful news. RIP James Ransone, Ziggy Sobotka on The Wire.

June 2, 1979 - December 19, 2025

[Leaping Larry @Juche_Gang]

How did Christians interpret “Don’t use my name in vain” as don’t say “Oh my god” instead of “Don’t use my name to colonize and enslave half the planet."

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

@_anupa this shit took me forever

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

decontextualized from all the terrible stuff that’s happening it is kind of morbidly funny to be a Christ is king groyper teen and read the gospels and what you glean from those stories is “I wish there were less brown people at the dying mall where I work for minimum wage”

[Willdoesediting @willdoesediting]

When the millennial cringe stereotype artist writes millennial cringe on her album

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

If time travel was real but it made your stomach hurt a little bit I would never do it

[melanie c. krad @invalkrad]

BREAKING NEWS: Zohran Mamdani allegedly used the Double Gulp Cup for his slurpee.