Stoned Age| PK

Football • Cricket • Fitness • Travel
Calm analysis, subtle humour. United. Always.

[Stoned Age| PK @stoned_age_Man]

I follow football passionately, love cricket, live between the gym, home and the next flight out.
Calm analysis. Subtle humour. Zero drama.
If that's your vibe - welcome to my world.

[Stoned Age| PK @stoned_age_Man]

@StatmanDave People forget how ridiculously good this kid can be when he’s playing with freedom and confidence. Mainoo wasn’t just tidy today.
He controlled the game.
That’s the Kobbie Mainoo we need. 🔴👏

[Stoned Age| PK @stoned_age_Man]

Three points. A Bruno hat-trick. Mainoo running the midfield. ❤️🔴

From 1–0 down to a statement win.

This is how you respond. This is how momentum starts.

One win down. Now let’s build something. 👊
Next weekend, we go again.

[Stoned Age| PK @stoned_age_Man]

United were 1–0 down.
Then Bruno happened.
Hat-trick. Comeback. 5–1.
The heartbeat. The chaos. The leader. The man who keeps dragging United forward.
Bruno Fernandes, take a bow. 🔴❤️‍🔥

#MUFC

[Stoned Age| PK @stoned_age_Man]

These are the comebacks that make Sunday nights worth waiting for.
1–0 down.
Bruno Fernandes! Relentless. Ruthless. Inevitable. Responds with a hat-trick.
United now 5–1 up. 🔴
What a way to end the weekend. Absolute cinema. 🍿❤️‍🔥

[Stoned Age| PK @stoned_age_Man]

@UTDKobi Our full-backs are liabilities right now. They offer almost nothing going forward, and it feels like we’re playing with nine men whenever they’re on the ball.

[Stoned Age| PK @stoned_age_Man]

One bad result. One response.
No dwelling. No excuses. Just Manchester United getting back to work.
Time to turn the page and turn up. 🔴🔥

[Stoned Age| PK @stoned_age_Man]

@anshum2025 😂😂😂I think by goals he meant "Goals of playing matches, but not scoring"

[John B. Holbein @JohnHolbein1]

lol

[Stoned Age| PK @stoned_age_Man]

@SimplyUtd Rockstar spent years making GTA VI.
United spent years making us suffer.
Both are finally ready in 2026.😂

[Stoned Age| PK @stoned_age_Man]

8–2.
Eight.
Two.
And somehow Arsenal fans still had to hear about it for years. 😂
Rooney, Welbeck, Young… absolute carnage

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@godoolally Bunny Chow(mein)

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@godoolally Swarovski

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@godoolally Nevill D'Souza

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@godoolally Drink of Ice and Fire

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@godoolally Ferrets

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@godoolally Empire State building

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@godoolally One Piece

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@godoolally Xi Jin Ping Food Joint

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@godoolally Kal Ho Na ho

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@ShanmukhSripada Congratulations. Very well deserved.