Stoned Bitch

Let's get naked and smoke, have sex, then smoke again. Bisexual.

[Lize @lizesworld]

#26 my opinion on gay rights @Princessofsasss

[Miss University @collegeQtie]

If you fall, I will catch you. I'll be waiting, time after time. 🎶

[Stoned Bitch @stoned_bitch]

Your boyfriend wants a blowjob? Well then shut up and get on your knees, it's simple.

[Stoned Bitch @stoned_bitch]

Can I just not do anything tomorrow except have sex?

[just 30, not thriving or flirty @notthrivingloll]

I don't know why girls spit. Swallowing is so much hotter & cleanup is such a breeze.

[MaryJAdvocate™ @StonerGuy28]

Bitches love drugs

[NeedyGfProbs @needyGF_probs]

me tomorrow getting up

[Stoned Bitch @stoned_bitch]

"@MrNiceDouche: Ladies, A guy with tattoos. Yay or Nay?" Yay.

[Stoned Bitch @stoned_bitch]

My drawer smells like straight weed.

[Da Fucker @dafuckaaa]

High stories are so much more funny than drunk stories.

[Stoned Bitch @stoned_bitch]

I'm such an impatient person.

[Stoned Bitch @stoned_bitch]

Go away Blue Bunny. No one wants you here.

[Beautiful Life @some__beauty]

If I had to date a Disney cartoon, I would definitely choose Flynn Rider.

[Stoned Bitch @stoned_bitch]

Bitch don't kill my vibe.

[M@t @burnzzzy]

Forget the 420 haters, more weed for us

[Stoned Bitch @stoned_bitch]

Just took a high shower. Best feeling ever.

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

In 2020 it will be 4/20 for a whole month.