JakeThaUKStoner

The names Jake, young enough to make poor decisions, old enough to learn from them P.S I smoke a lota weed

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Its Frhighday mu'fuckas #SoHigh #EveryDayStoner

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Just dropped joint ash in the box of shreddies #HighMorning #WakenBake

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Whose smoking reality away as we speak?? #HighTalk #ZoneOut #QuickVacation

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They don't provide enough weed for this shit #FuckItProblems

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Damn I've fucked up

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Work, work, work

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Tonight is just dragging on like you wouldn't believe

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Hurry up 3pm got some fiiiiine Kush to get home too

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Just spoke to her on the phone, I feel so much calmer now like soooooo much calmer maybe this worrying was OTT

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The fact she is still coming home gives me slight hope but still doubt is rive in my mind

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Looking forward to going home but so nervous about what I will find out, a few jays and a bottle of cîroc may be needed

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Going home tomorrow, pretty nervous about how this situation will be

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First thing will be establishing whether im wasting time cos im 99% sure I have done

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No sleep often leads to over thinking and over complicating and being a general depressing fuck

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I'll give her the benefit of doubt until I get back in two days, I have nothing to prove she has everything to prove

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Cypriot moonshine and negative thoughts go as well together as 2+2=5

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So I called her up at about 9pm UK time and she picks up saying she's sleeping...im either tripping or being played

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I could figure anyone's game in about 10 - 15 seconds and take advantage he wouldn't of known what was coming

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"pretty boy Floyd, step up I will crack yours" back in my martial art days I'd of been more than a problem for him

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@10Ronaldinho I will miss you playing football. No one greater in my eyes a pure genius, a master. Best wishes my idol #TheOnlyNumber10