☺︎ StoneyShayyy ☹︎

truly I don’t know what’s going on, what I can tell you is no matter what I’ll always be a friend.Unless ur on sum weirdo shiii leave me alone. 🫀

[☺︎ StoneyShayyy ☹︎ @stoneeyshay]

I lost my best friend, soul mate, guardian angel. The only reason my life didn’t completely fall apart. I love you nena my roxy my little old lady.

[☺︎ StoneyShayyy ☹︎ @stoneeyshay]

Im owed a sleep over, drinks, and a fat blunt before you start thinking ima just show up to fuck. Oh and I’m not gonna text back until you’re literally kissing my ass. Ass hole

[$hawna @ShawnaDanae]

I liked u fuck nigga, u really disappointed me.

[💅🏻 @__pricey]

One thing a ngga gone do is make you not want him anymore!! nvm fr😂

[𝕳 @6meperdoa]

quando bate aquelas memórias sexuais

[☺︎ StoneyShayyy ☹︎ @stoneeyshay]

I rolled up the blunt btw

[☺︎ StoneyShayyy ☹︎ @stoneeyshay]

I was told recently “these are the kind of blunts rappers smoke” by a rapper. I think I finally made it

[☺︎ StoneyShayyy ☹︎ @stoneeyshay]

Met up with my elementary best friend after 10+ years of just following each other online. Crazy how the energy and love never changed. That’s bro 4life.

[angleshell ଳ @jevilangle]

im moving like this but in a girl way

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

como a vida parece quando ninguém sabe onde você está ou o que você está fazendo

[ego @ziinotnice]

when did men stop enjoying being used for sex? this one was complaining bitterly that i only reach out when i want to come over and chill. now i kinda feel bad. nawa

[neora @wwneora]

just fucking text me there’s no way you don’t miss me holy shit

[darkthedude @DarkestYG]

When the weed hits and suddenly how you’re perceived isn’t your problem anymore

[☺︎ StoneyShayyy ☹︎ @stoneeyshay]

His own sister (my aunt) was told “just let Shainy be, you can come complain to me” bcuz he knows better

[Freakyy 🖤 @freakyycl0ut]

even my Daddy kno not to fwm ill rock his sht

[☺︎ StoneyShayyy ☹︎ @stoneeyshay]

I miss my skinny Hispanic boy with piercings 😭 stop being so distant bby!!!

[jenny @idcjenny]

im overdue to smoke w sum fine shyt while the tension gets crazier n crazier w each puff

[onekay @1kkkslattslatt]

gotta sign a NDA to fwm , don’t be telling yo friends about me

[☺︎ StoneyShayyy ☹︎ @stoneeyshay]

I didn’t know the investors wife came into the shop today with her homegirl but u do remember them geeking out on my fit and customer service. First good impression to say the least. 🥰

[$yde! @Bigsydee]

Anger is my ugliest trait and it's crazy cause I'really am a genuine laid back person. I just hate feeling disrespected or played wit, shi turns me into a whole different person

[☺︎ StoneyShayyy ☹︎ @stoneeyshay]

I got literal GROWN men stumbling and fumbling when they’re shopping for their weed. Stop acting like a fucking diva

[☺︎ StoneyShayyy ☹︎ @stoneeyshay]

NO LITERALLY

[stux @svuxcore]

i want to flirt back so bad, but i’m going through a lot. you fine asf, though.

[sage @sagespells]

my favorite kind of flirting is when neither person is technically flirting, but both of them know exactly what's happening.