straubrey 🍓

audio, video, disco

[straubrey 🍓 @stonef0x_]

If I spam like a lot of your tweets and retweets, I’m so sorry for your notifications, I forgot I was not on the timeline. You must have incredible taste

[straubrey 🍓 @stonef0x_]

Day drunk after a day in a Berlin park and now I’m turning into a comedian on the ig reels comments.

[straubrey 🍓 @stonef0x_]

Seems they fill their hot people quota very quick and are just looking to fill the room with normal people who are pleasant people around

[straubrey 🍓 @stonef0x_]

Went to one of those Berlin clubs last night where people get rejected from based on vibes and my advice is you don’t have to be fashionable, you just have to look like you’ll contribute to the community and not peel off your phone camera sticker.

[straubrey 🍓 @stonef0x_]

I was wearing an outfit that honestly gave a little millennial core (tight shirt, linen skort, docs, dark jean jacket) and my guy friend was wearing jorts and a random graphic tee but I looked like I was there to dance and spend money.

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

unironically, this is an anti-sex take. there’s nothing hotter than smeared mascara. don’t fall for this propaganda. clean girl make up is quarkerism

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

The worst thing about losing to Norway is that they’ll celebrate with the entire stadium with the Viking row chant, you can’t even be distraught in peace because here comes Ragnar and his choir.

[. @southernsiren__]

highly recommend watching the documentary “the language you cry in” where researchers used his work to trace down the origins of a song he recorded by Amelia Dawley of coastal Georgia to a village in Sierra Leone. come to find out it was actually a funeral rites song.

[straubrey 🍓 @stonef0x_]

@turnintoabat If it helps, I went to go swim in a fjord today with my mom and she asked if I had been wearing a swimsuit the entire time underneath my dress bc I got changed into my suit w/o going to the changing room. We’re both c!s. (If it doesn’t help then ignore this reply)

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

men do NOT have the spatial awareness to be constantly wearing backpacks like they do

[straubrey 🍓 @stonef0x_]

@DroidLiberator Yess ok where do I start? Just the beginning cause why not?

[straubrey 🍓 @stonef0x_]

Ok if someone told me this was Star Trek I would’ve been interested a lot sooner

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

I may be gay for Spock but I am also gay for every woman who has ever been on Star Trek

[straubrey 🍓 @stonef0x_]

@DroidLiberator Helll yeahhhhhh idk why nobody used costuming to bribe me to watch sooner

[straubrey 🍓 @stonef0x_]

Need the atmoosphere cow to do what dream tiger did so I can see super cool art

[G @aura_hype]

Character concept I had a dream about

[oktorisuyet shady facts and tea @oktorisuyet]

so, so sad to hear of Akihiro Miwa's passing... i know we throw the terms diva and icon around a lot and indiscriminately but Miwa was TRULY both, what a legacy

[alaska @145k4]

in the 1930s rockefeller spent 500 million dollars to transport 5 cloistered abbeys from the 1100s-1400s all the way from europe atop a hill in manhattan, provided an additional endowment, and then donated the entire thing to the city.

[straubrey 🍓 @stonef0x_]

@kanwetwitty I was his bartender once and he was actually super nice and tipped well but not over the top. Very reasonable 35%

[straubrey 🍓 @stonef0x_]

You know what’s so sexy? Those little marks that show up on women’s legs when they’ve been sitting on a park bench wearing shorts or a skirt