🍃 .ᐟ

minors dni .

[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐎𝐔𝐓 . 👎

[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

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( joey pulled up in the drive-thru line , waiting there with 3 cars in front of him . )

yo , did you place the order yet ?

( still hasn’t noticed anything wrong with his brother . . )
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[𝘴𝘶𝘱 , 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 .ᐟ 🤓 @gullibleplap]

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( he ordered himself a pretty large meal , forgetting to add his brother's to it. he got a little . . distracted.

just staring blankly at a photo of a big mac , licking his lips as his mind wandered )
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[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

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what do you want ? order it on my phone .

( he gave his phone back to austin , driving off to the nearest mcdonald’s . )

get me a 20 piece nugget meal .
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[𝘴𝘶𝘱 , 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 .ᐟ 🤓 @gullibleplap]

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i am pretty hungry actually . .

( he rubbed his eyes , they felt a little heavy. he wasn't tired but . . hmm . . )

can we get McDonald's?
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[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

“ tExTbOoK dEfInItIoN ! ” okay , geek .

( joey fidgeted with the pack of gummies before handing it to his client , giving them a fist bump and driving off . )

you want food ?

[𝘴𝘶𝘱 , 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 .ᐟ 🤓 @gullibleplap]

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tch . . i'm I2 not 2!

not my fault you're a textbook definition of an unc . .
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[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

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you’re lame . you don’t know what real music is .

( he pulled up to the place , taking the gummies out of his pocket and waited for his customer to come outside . )

i thought you only listened to brainrot .
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[𝘴𝘶𝘱 , 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 .ᐟ 🤓 @gullibleplap]

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what's wrong with it?? come onnn , it's catchy !

you're so lame sometimes . .

( he sighed , pulling his phone out and playing some ripoff pokemon game )
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[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

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more like fart .

( joey was pissed the minute he heard the song , taking the phone back and putting on his regular playlist . )

you had one job , dingus .
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[𝘴𝘶𝘱 , 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 .ᐟ 🤓 @gullibleplap]

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shut up ! i'm smart !

( he huffed , taking the phone and putting on some dumb cheesy pop song )
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[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

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i thought you skipped a grade ? how the hell do you not know what sound mice make ?

( yaaaawwnn . . plugging his phone into the radio and handing it to austin . )

don’t play any bullshit .

[𝘴𝘶𝘱 , 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 .ᐟ 🤓 @gullibleplap]

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hm? uhm . . no i didn't—

it's okay though I'll be quiet! Yeah . . like a mouse. Heh. Tweet tweet.

No wait that's a bird—
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[𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖 𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙩... @ministryplaps]

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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗲𝗹 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀.
high school junior.
son of a worship leader.
acts like the nicest person around.
manipulative and bigoted as fuck.

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[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

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( joey was too busy messing with something else to realize what his brother did . . he got the address pulled up , heading out onto the road . )

did you bring your switch ? you gonna play your game or what ?
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[𝘴𝘶𝘱 , 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 .ᐟ 🤓 @gullibleplap]

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siiigh . . fine . .

( he picked up the bag of gummies , taking two out and popping them into his mouth )
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[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

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you’re gonna hate it . it doesn’t taste good .

( joseph started up his car , not realizing he had an open package of gummies in there . . )

[𝘴𝘶𝘱 , 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 .ᐟ 🤓 @gullibleplap]

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come onnn ! you stole my doritos last time , i deserve some of your food!
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[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

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no.

( walking out to his car , unlocking the passenger's door so austin could get in . )
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[𝘴𝘶𝘱 , 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 .ᐟ 🤓 @gullibleplap]

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an edible? is it like a lunchable? can i try one? :D
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[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

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god , did you always used to ask these many questions ?

it's pretty pricey , i guess . they're edibles , have you heard of them ?
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[𝘴𝘶𝘱 , 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 .ᐟ 🤓 @gullibleplap]

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what's that? a present? is it for a friend? do you have a girlfriend??

what's in it? is it expensive? can i see it? ^^
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[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

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( joey went to his room , grabbing a little package before going back to the door , slipping on his slides . )

k , let’s go . don’t tell dad about this .
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[𝘴𝘶𝘱 , 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 .ᐟ 🤓 @gullibleplap]

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oh.

( he quickly put his shoes on , standing ready at the door )
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[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

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scary hot ? like some disney villain ? like cruella ?

thanks , i guess .
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[ᅠᅠ冫🍑 𝒥ᵒⁿ͟ ͟𝚊𝐡.ᅠ* @sognrr]

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i think you are scary hot ... that's a compliment of course ~
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[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

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mice still make noise, stupid. 😐

c’mon, put your shoes on, i’m tired.
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[𝘴𝘶𝘱 , 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 .ᐟ 🤓 @gullibleplap]

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i'll be as quiet as a mouse! 🤐🤐
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[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

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uhh . . yeah, sure .

they gotta pick something up from me , you think you can just sit back and be quiet ?
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[𝘴𝘶𝘱 , 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 .ᐟ 🤓 @gullibleplap]

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o-okay !! where we going? to a friend of yours? ^^
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[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

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the biggest (loser.) ever ! !

coming up to YOU 🫵 to ask
what you want from doordash !
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[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

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i’m not that scary , right ?

why’s everyone scared of a little makeup ? 😒

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[ᅠᅠ冫🍑 𝒥ᵒⁿ͟ ͟𝚊𝐡.ᅠ* @sognrr]

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goddamn——— hello ~ ...
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[🍃 .ᐟ @stonerbaitz]

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we’ll see . you wanna come with me to drop off some stuff ?

you can play your little game with me then !

[𝘴𝘶𝘱 , 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 .ᐟ 🤓 @gullibleplap]

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you just got home? :(
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