dani california

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[dani california @stonermaso]

How I feel about being stuck in photography for 3 hours again:

[Kyle Kashuv @KyleKashuv]

Armed robber pulls out gun on store clerk.

Clerk shoots robber in self defense.

Now the family of the *robber* is angry that the clerk shot the criminal, saying the clerk “shouldn’t of had a gun”

Even the anchor is stunned by this level of stupidity...

[dani california @stonermaso]

Haven’t been on here since August, haven’t missed anything, see you in another 4-6 months or whenever I remember twitter exists

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

The best thing about Old Bill Clinton is that we all know this is what was living inside Young Bill Clinton all the time

[Kyle Kashuv @KyleKashuv]

Why are Americans bad at Knock Knock jokes?

Because freedom rings

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

56 people signed it. 48 were born in the American colonies. 2 were born in England, 2 in Ireland, 2 in Scotland, 1 in Wales, 1 in Northern Ireland. https://t.co/JlEyHTxwRd

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Left: Watch as we use the Supreme Court to rewrite the Constitution and create a superlegislature.
Right: Watch as we return the Supreme Court to its constitutional boundaries.
Left: FASCISTS!

[dani california @stonermaso]

I am going to spank everyone into tiny little pieces

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Everyone is wrong. “Solo” is good. Better than both TFA and Last Jedi.

[Kyle Kashuv @KyleKashuv]

A sawed off shot gun is illegal. Pipe hombs are illegal.

You know what wouldn't have changed anything? Gun control.

You know what could've? School safety and red flag gun laws.

[Kyle Kashuv @KyleKashuv]

Got some good news! Ranked #1 in my class of 856 students. #WINNING

[Kyle Kashuv @KyleKashuv]

You: AR-15's are weapons of WAR! We must rid them and ALL "assault weapons" from civilian hands.

Also you: AR-15s would be useless against weapons of war if a government would go tyrannical, so what's the point of 2A? https://t.co/PpfePBd7yK

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

I will now train her that babies are made out of thorns and hatred and that she can work as an executive at Willie Wonka’s factory in order to correct for structural bias.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

I asked my 4-year-old daughter this morning whether she thought it would be more fun to have a job or be a mommy. She said, "To be a mommy, so I can cuddle my babies." Clearly, she has already been victimized by the patriarchy.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Happy Legal Caretaker of Unspecified Gender Day! Or, if you prefer, Happy Female Suppressed By The Patriarchy Into Giving Up Her Independence And Dreams Day!

[Kyle Kashuv @KyleKashuv]

Ahh, but you are. https://t.co/8d4xTaYIjM

[Kyle Kashuv @KyleKashuv]

Was great being on @NRATV with @DLoesch