stones the stones guy

everything i say represents the thoughts of my employer

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got wine drunk in the ATL airport on a layover #uber #to #magiccity

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yea, i’ll take one colonoscopy juice on the rocks please

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had the option to choose between a romanian and an egyptian designer for a contract. i did not choose the gypsy #swipernoswiping

[Franciscos Penthouse @ZJ1014]

Great game by Canada! What a hard fight on both sides. Awesome we can come together and unify over hockey.

Let me translate for my Montreal folks.

Suce mon gros pénis américain

#USA #NHL #Montreal #French

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Get Free Bird playing

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if jaylen brown and diddy had a kid

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help i’m going to casa bonita with my girlfriend and her family wtf do i wear

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#autoclick

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Hey @Delta why don’t we NOT be retarded and announce when a flight is delayed so i don’t need to run a 7 minute mile though ATL airport

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Patrick Mahomes injured

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if you can’t milk the cow, you can’t run the farm #neverforget

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what’s remarkable to think about is there is definitely a large handful of people who have sent a picture of their meat unsolicited on alibaba to a seller

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force feeding my wife tylenol during pregnancy so my kid makes it into YC 2048

second kid is getting creatine in the womb. he’s going pro whether he likes it or not.

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Going through the Duolingo leaderboard and reporting everyone with a latin name that’s studying English to my local ICE office

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Stones is back, but is terrified of Palantir (despite owning their stock) and will refrain from commenting on current events and conspiracy

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my instagram reels is flooded with conspiracy and i believe it all

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fool me once…

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Got keys made, you betcha I paid $4 more for the ones with the flag on it #EasyUpsell

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barber i’ve had for the last 12 years fucked my shit up 💔

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i want my baby to have fetal alcohol syndrome #thinking

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thank you to Disco Lines and vyvanse for a great day of productivity