Bait 🍄🎃

Hopeless, awkward, and probably asleep ◾️ she/they/bitch 🔺 I get more butts than an ashtray

[Bait 🍄🎃 @stoneybait]

My toxic trait is believing men

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

I’m closing in on ten years of sobriety, but for six of those years Donald Trump has been president and I think those years should count at least double.

[David Martin @bydavidmartin]

Missouri voters in August: We hate these Republican ideas
Missouri voters in November: Let's elect some Republicans

[Bait 🍄🎃 @stoneybait]

@dicaprioburner He probably genuinely doesn’t even remember anymore

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

To me, its not even about Mitch McConnell anymore.

We have a real problem when a Senator can just disappear for six weeks with only the vaguest of explanations & the whole institution just kinda shrugs it off.

Every other job in America would fire you for this.

[Bait 🍄🎃 @stoneybait]

I simply refuse to believe AOC is that stupid and out of touch to try to run with Kamala

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

🇺🇸 Kamala Harris and Rep. AOC are rumored to be running for President and Vice President in 2028.

[em ✨ @awfulcuppa]

people missing the point on this. he's right! not specifically club penguin that needs to come back, but there are simply not safe, fun and moderated spaces specifically just for kids online now. kids are pushed towards tiktok etc because where the fuck else are they meant to go

[Bait 🍄🎃 @stoneybait]

Following his performance that everyone hated, we decided to give you more

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Following his performances at Coachella and the FIFA World Cup Final, Justin Bieber is reportedly being considered for the 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show at SoFi Stadium, according to HITSDD.

[Bait 🍄🎃 @stoneybait]

@dunkindonuts get rid of the creepy ass voice that talks to you in the drive thru

[Bait 🍄🎃 @stoneybait]

I actually need a 2 week vacation where I leave my phone at home and just like pet puppies the whole time

[ɴᴀᴅɪᴀ. @luvblessingz]

"College is a scam" is propaganda... College was never a scam. The price of college in the US is the scam.

[Bait 🍄🎃 @stoneybait]

Now I wanna try this little test and see if my giant boobs would make it through

[Richie Rich @gofishh77]

This is the mandatory test before wild caving at Jewel Cave National Monument. You must be able to crawl through a 8.5” x 24” opening before embarking on the 4 hour tour. This is the moment I turn around and go TF home!

[Bait 🍄🎃 @stoneybait]

In what world would you want the leader of a different country in your team’s photo

[USA NEWS 🇺🇸 @usanewshq]

Spain asked Trump to stay for the photo then the FIFA President rushed over to try to get him off the stage

[Bait 🍄🎃 @stoneybait]

And that’s why we get nonstop sequels and reboots

[Chuks @Chuksdakingz]

Seth Rogen reveals Hollywood studios will no longer approve movies based on script and director alone.

​"When we made Superbad, they bought our script, hired a director, said it would have a $20 million budget, and it would start shooting in April. That would never happen today in 100 million years."

​"No studio would just buy a script, give it a release date, cast it, and then make it."

​"Now, everything has to be in place before they will decide whether or not they're making it. Who's the director? Who are the actors? Are they famous enough? Do they have big enough names? If not, we gotta get different ones, or else we won't make it."

​"Amy Pascal was willing to just say, 'Make this movie. You'll put the funniest people in it, that will make the best version of the movie, and the best version of this movie is what will make us the most money.' That is not said anymore, really, in Hollywood."

[Bait 🍄🎃 @stoneybait]

Not being able to walk to the ice cream shop because the air quality is so bad has been detrimental my summer experience

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

i think about this tweet all the time

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

This *perfectly* captures why exempting seniors from property taxes is such a ludicrous idea. Boomers are the wealthiest generation in America. They’re buying bigger homes than families working to support small kids. Why on *earth* should those younger taxpayers subsidize them?

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply. pass it along and live más comrade

[Bait 🍄🎃 @stoneybait]

Great, now we’re going to get bad CGI hair because yall have to complain about everything

[MnBstone @MnBstone2_0]

Это не выглядит как красивая коса, это колтун человека, который заснул в канаве😭

[Bait 🍄🎃 @stoneybait]

When you over estimate how much renovations cost so you only get to 1 floor 😂

[Allwyn♡ @drgnfrt]

This is a really exciting option for me. I can host children’s birthday parties on the ground floor while also having enough space to reconstruct the Saw bathroom in its entirety in the basement

[Bait 🍄🎃 @stoneybait]

They also said covid would resolve if everyone just quarantined for 2 weeks and look how that went

[ty ⭐️ @owndiscomfort]

everyone is acting like this is going to be an issue for just “a week or two” mind you it takes 2-14 days for symptoms of cyclospora to even come up and our government deadass defunded the organizations to help prevent and stop these crises from happening… week or two my ass