Gareth S

SPA-EN translator, ex 4th cat bike racer, all round bon viveur and mid handicap hacker.

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@OfficialBWFC @iHeatUK Thanks Schuey

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@stokecity WHAT a win.

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@CAFCofficial YOU'RE still in this lads. Just score two or three and you'll be right back in it...

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@stokecity @tatsuki_seko_6 Arigatou to Urawa no ganbatte kudasai. 👏

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@stokecity TWO shots on target, at home by the way. 🐶💩

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@stokecity LAST 5 league games:
Lost
Lost
Lost
Lost
Lost
Welcome to Stoke City 26/27, the same as Stoke City 25/26.
Didn't know Swansea had just won the league though.

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@davidu WE play 9 holes then do, 10,11, 12, 17 and 18.
It's prefect. Just the right amount before you start getting that "can't wait for this to be over" feeling.

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@wedusport @TadejPogacar ALIEN 👽

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@NoLayingUp FYI

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Had to watch the people in the background to make sure the video wasn’t fucking with me

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@NairoInGreen It is NOT humanly possible for someone to be THAT much better then the BEST riders in the world. Period.

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@daniellloyd1 Pogastrong just closed a gap of 45 seconds in 500m against one of the best climbers in the world. Nobody even attempted to follow him. Not Normal. New clean generation. If you believe this is real with everything that has gone on in the past I think it's delusional.

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@NoLayingUp LOVING another Bryson implosion.
I won't be satisfied until he completely forgets he's got to be the new Bryson, loses his sh*t, turns back into the old Bryson and tells a small child behind the ropes to "f*ck off!" when he asks him for his ball.

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@NetcompanyINEOS @GeraintThomas86 THIS is G...

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@cyclingmole NEW clean generation, fastest speeds ever, must be the aero bikes and ability to eat 5 million grams of carbs per hour. Pogastrong finishing mountain stages in week 3 breathing through his nose.

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@tSHandJ Famous footballer / name of hat pun names: Jude Bowleringham. - David Beckhat - Stetson Heung Min

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@tSHandJ CORRECTION: She's a third Spanish, third English and a third Brazilian. Although technically she's probably half English and half Brazilian, but she has 3 passports in the style of Jason Bourne, so you can take your pick. Much love from Spain. G.

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@tSHandJ WE are in a mixed nation household for the WC. I am English (Stoke fan), the missus is Brazilian (Santos fan) and our daughter born here (Alicante, Spain) is a third Spanish, a third English and a third Spanish. She's 4 and already dislikes Infantino #worsethanblatter

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@stokecity NINE seasons of dross ✅
Lost last four games on the bounce ✅
Three shots on target since February (probably) ✅
Man it's tough being a Stoke fan. 😔

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@tSHandJ CLIPS of the week suggestion. Sportsbar Tuesday 21/04/2026. Go to 1hr 14 mins - Jamie showing his vast knowledge of morphology, explaining the meaning of the word "manage". From Gareth in Alicante, Spain.

[Gareth S @stoniergareth]

@NairoInGreen NEW clean generation, definitely not a team ran by ex dopers, definitely not a rehashed Saunier Duval, nothing to see hear. So glad nobody on TNT comms ever raises any concerns that what we're seeing probably isn't done on water and protein shakes.