Jan-Michael

Just a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

[ESA Webb Telescope @ESA_Webb]

#Webb's sunshield is now successfully packed and ready for the upcoming trip to space!

The sunshield was especially engineered to fold and fit within the confines of its launch vehicle, the @esa contributed Ariane 5 rocket 🚀

https://t.co/BRCb9hLLIi

[Jan-Michael @stonjanm]

@PS5StockAlerts This is just absolute madness. I was continually clicking on the Add to Cart button and it never did anything, yet other people were able to do this successfully. What the literal f**k GameStop, why. If it weren't for PS exclusives I'd just be content with my beefy af PC.

[Jan-Michael @stonjanm]

@Outriders Your quest for the Historian - Connection is bugged, FYI. I make it up to the mosoleum and no enemies spawn and I cannot pick up the item. Tried restarting game with same results. Cannot exit area unless I restart the game also. Anyone else having this issue?

[Jan-Michael @stonjanm]

@GotchaGotcher Touché. I am just disappointed because I am a book fan and it felt like a sword to the gut with the ending from a character development and plot perspective. Blame it on my snobbiness!

[Jan-Michael @stonjanm]

I have determined that it's the people addicted to mindless television watching that found the GoT ending to be satisfying. Get a hobby! It was bad!

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Supermoons. An Insult to Superman, Supernovae, Super Colliders, the Super Bowl, Superconductors, Supersonic, and of course Super Mario.

[Jan-Michael @stonjanm]

I really don't understand why it's so hard for me to just look her in the eyes and ask her on a simple date. What's wrong with me!!

[𝑭𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒂 𝑭𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒕 🎀 @feliciafacet]

@FleeceNES @Flashyasf Made this

[Jan-Michael @stonjanm]

Cowboy game tonight was incredible! Dallas fans are awesome!! #LetsGoCowboys !!

[Jan-Michael @stonjanm]

Just not the same when I come in and you're missing @allexborofsky!! I can't crack any lame jokes and get anyone else to laugh.

Day ruined.

[Comedy @VoteToFindOut]

In the restaurant: "Would you like a table?" "No, a lamp for 5 please."

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Scientists & engineers launched “InSight” from Earth (a moving platform) across 300million miles to arrive where Mars (a moving target) will be seven months later, landing safely to do geophysics at the Martian equator. And you have a problem listening to us about climate change?

[Jan-Michael @stonjanm]

So normally I really like when it rains... However, it is NOT AWESOME AT ALL WHEN YOU HAVE TO SIT ON A PLANE FOR ANOTHER HOUR WAITING FOR A GATE!

[Jan-Michael @stonjanm]

Man it's gonna be hard to beat the Pixel 2's camera. Just saying.

[Jan-Michael @stonjanm]

Seattle adventures! @ Seattle, Washington https://t.co/EW92QK70so

[Jan-Michael @stonjanm]

Aaaand part 3 @ Joffre Lakes Provincial Park https://t.co/JlCAk1T0iO

[Jan-Michael @stonjanm]

Hiking part 2 @ Joffre Lakes Provincial Park https://t.co/vluvo9zgZl

[Jan-Michael @stonjanm]

Hiking part 1 @ Joffre Lakes Provincial Park https://t.co/GjM8i09B8e

[Jan-Michael @stonjanm]

Cowboys 2019.

[NFL @NFL]

Are you serious, @ChidobeAwuzie?!?! 😱😱😱 #CINvsDAL

📺: @nflnetwork https://t.co/DN7zZchKzW