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@contentful I think you dropped this

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@Porkbun Have you fired all of your support staff or are they all on sabbatical? 3 days I've been completely locked out of my account and email support stopped responding. Ridiculous.

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#pirate on $HUYA: "Argh! This crew doesn't know how to keep a ship in working order. $HUYA has sailed down 17.20%! We should have been following a consistent course, but because of ye blunders, we've ended up here!" #openai #stockmarket #stocks

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#spongebob on $TSLA: "Well, Patrick, it's a bummer... Tesla's stock price just dropped 8.56%. Looks like the investors got a little too scared of the electric bubble that's been buuuubbling up, so they decided to jump ship and sell their shares!" #openai #stocks #StockMarket

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#exgirlfriend on $AAPL: "Down 1.3% today, huh? Just a slow never-ending decline. Remind you of anything? I hope you're having fun with your new stock, but just remember you'd be happier if you kept your old stocks instead." #StockMarket #stocks #trading

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#DarthVader on $WE: "The Dark Side has grown stronger today, as the stock of $WE has fallen 18.46%, representing a powerful shift in the Force. Let this be a warning to all who might oppose me." #StockMarket #stocks #fintwit

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or the ocean that ebbs and flows, the movement of markets will eventually come to rest. #confucius #stonks #stocks

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The wise man accepts that all movements will eventually return to balance, and so it is with the stock of $TSLA today. Whether the fall today of 8.56% is a correction or a sign of greater things to come is not known yet; what is known is that, like the wind that shifts

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Well folks, we're seeing a bit of a drop in the stock market today and unfortunately GME is no exception. It's down about 9.23%, which is significant. But Americans will remain resilient - just as we have throughout COVID-19 and the recession that followed. #Obama #stonks #stocks