ℙlutus 🧧

Speculative investor (i.e. regarded) | $BTC $IBIT $ASST $RKLB $FLY $RDW | Bag Holding: $MTPLF $MPJPY (just buy $BTC)

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

Watch how you speak on big Bob nigga

[Alpha Owl @AlphaOwlTrading]

"There's our little growth stock investor!

Why don't you come down and show the family your YTD screenshot, honey?"

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

@strictrope Every gambler quits right before they hit big

The problem is you already hit big

[KylesDankLibertyMemeStash @Kyle_C137]

Donald Trump waiting for instructions from Benjamin Netanyahu.

[cigarette @yolotruther]

oh here comes the mysterious $2.11 apple bill on my credit card

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

the world was fine without ai

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

The most accurate TikTok ever ever

[ℙlutus 🧧 @StonksPapi]

@BullTheoryio Going much lower. I’ll be buying at the bottom though 🫡

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

Hol’on now. Unc might need these

[ℙlutus 🧧 @StonksPapi]

@AmerShouaeb @PeterSchiff Lower

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

My frontal lobe fully developed, and I realized that spending five days a week working a 9 to 5 until I’m 60 just so I can finally “enjoy life” for a few years at the end is one of the worst deals we’ve ever been told to accept.

[Younger Millennial @YoungerMil]

Trump has become such a faggot

[bum @BattleRapBum]

. @DeenTheGreat

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Claude’s Plan” in running for song of 2026

[unite! • commissions open!!! 🖌🍉 @sistertonin]

the tap water's wonky, the bread has glass in it, the produce has parasites, the eggs have salmonella, the meat just generally tastes weird sometimes, and on top of that it's all super expensive anyways.

[Blackrussian @Blackrussiantv]

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[💗 @SheAintJanae]

That first NFL Sunday is gonna hit like crack in the 80s. 😭

[sean @_sn_n]

I cant afford groceries

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

The strawberries in your fridge 2 days after you buy them