dizzy cow

President of the Clean Plate Club (she/her)

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rolling a blunt by candlelight, just like my ancestors before me

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@SenSchumer you gunna do something real or just post about it, you decrepit clown

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@RepKweisiMfume you should retire instead

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wake up babe, new favorite image just dropped

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he really looks like he’s shitting his diaper in this pic omfg

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: President Trump expected to sign an executive order that ensures truckers are qualified and proficient English speakers.

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@SenSchumer RESIGN, YOU CLOWN

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@realDonaldTrump Lmao you’re afraid of puppets

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I’ve not been doing well about any of it but this one broke me again

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@SenSchumer If only you had the balla to do something when you had the fucking chance

RESIGN

[Dystopian Times @DystopianTimes_]

"But if we tax the rich, they will leave the country!"

Good! If they are so greedy, they would starve disabled people, rather than pay their way, I don't just want them to leave, I want to requisition every last one of their assets first.

They are parasites, utter parasites.

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@oppositeofrural when I cross my eyes a lil it looks like @hasanthehun lol

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@BernieSanders Bernie, sweetie, you’re an Independent, start a new party and let your legacy carry on. The Dems signed on to their own demise, let them fall, we do not need their fecklessness in the future.

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@SenSchumer YOU SUCK, RETIRE AND GO AWAY

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@SenSchumer You are a coward dude, retire and fuck off so someone with a spine can take over the fight you clearly have no interest in

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@RepTomSuozzi you’re a fucking clown for this, Al Green as bigger balls than you ever will. Quit your job since you clearly don’t wanna do it

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@SenSchumer You are soooooo unequipped for this moment, step down or grow a fucking spine

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@TheDemocrats Shut the fuck yup and actually do something you spineless dickwits

[Moink the Chested @_Moink_]

I gotta assume this is what Balatro looks like to the average person

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Luigi should get a gun in Smash Bros now

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doing the ole migration 🫡 been a pleasure