Stony Hooker

Certified Silly Goose

[Boozebag Fitness @BoozebagFitness]

How I remain fully functional drinking 24 drinks per day

[by @beyoumf]

gun to your head name an italian

[Amish Dude @amishdude]

Homies told me I should wear this crown on my first plane ride

[Stony Hooker @stony_hooker]

@Chilis change your takeout containers, I hate having to dig for rice out of the cracks like I'm eating out of some dog enrichment bowl.

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

I can understand how people fell for WMD in the wake of 9/11 but if you buy Venezuelan fentanyl you're actually just an imbecile

[Netflix @netflix]

ELWAY premieres December 22.

Told in his own words, the definitive story of Denver Broncos quarterback John Elway goes deep on his NFL dreams, heartbreaks and Super Bowl redemption.

[Senator Rand Paul @SenRandPaul]

People gripe that I don’t support the president enough.

Funny… I'm the one who’s been fighting for years to stop the abuse of power used against him. I filibustered Brennan. I was the only one to vote against Comey. I pushed to reform FISA.

Meanwhile, the “loyalists” killed reform and let the spying continue. Look at the record.

[Mark Lynch for U.S. Senate @MarkLynchSC]

Lindsey Graham:

1. Has no children
2. Has never been married
3. Advicates daily for more war around the globe.
4. Is USAID's most vocal supporter.
5. Pushed Democrat gun control in 2022.
6. Pushed Amnesty.
7. Fails to deliver a budget as Budget Cmte Chair
8. Pushed Russia hoax

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Macho Man answers the question if he's ever cried, and gives the perfect answer.

[Stony Hooker @stony_hooker]

Quand le gouvernement viole les droits du peuple, l'insurrection est, pour le peuple et pour chaque portion du peuple, le plus sacré des droits et le plus indispensable des devoirs.

[Stony Hooker @stony_hooker]

I just ordered Chili’s from Oldsmar! So excited! #ChilisToGo

[Stony Hooker @stony_hooker]

I just ordered Chili’s from Oldsmar! So excited! #ChilisToGo

Im shaking

[Stony Hooker @stony_hooker]

@johhnyblueskies please record BBC Blues and put it on Spotify, it's been two decades.

[Stony Hooker @stony_hooker]

I just ordered Chili’s from Oldsmar! So excited! #ChilisToGo

Praise be upon him

[Stony Hooker @stony_hooker]

I just ordered Chili’s from Oldsmar! So excited! #ChilisToGo

[Stony Hooker @stony_hooker]

The 3 For Me Deal is better than therapy

[Stony Hooker @stony_hooker]

I just ordered Chili’s from Oldsmar! So excited! #ChilisToGo

[Stony Hooker @stony_hooker]

Bully Tesla drivers

[Stony Hooker @stony_hooker]

@bearcat120 Sorry I couldn't find a parking spot