John Stewart

Go Insane—Go Insane
throw some glitter
make it RAIN!

[John Stewart @stooey]

@ThePatriotOasis You people are sick

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Robert Reich, this world would be a smarter, happier, more peaceful, more sustainable, fairer & wealthier world. https://t.co/WmsthzOKb8 #robertReich

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.⁦@RockAuto_Parts⁩ spits on customer service! Slight error in the address given to me causes a return to sender rather than allowing a street number correction on the same street, & I’M responsible for the shipping costs. Don’t buy from these clowns. They don’t give a damn.

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@Conservatives You’re an idiot

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@Eliseohere I probably can’t, but that doesn’t mean I want you to stop!

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And NOW, a haiku:

O chat GEE, PEE, TEE
you always get my ‘ganda!
You illustrate me!

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I got a Bonus Drop and collected 38 COIN! https://t.co/Pmf6LZjVbo

[✭ 🅑🅤🅑🅑🅐 ✭ @BubbatheOG]

Congratulations, Trump supporters! This is the beginning of FAFO season and it will have grave consequences for us all.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Trump says there's "no price tag" for his mass deportation plan. He's wrong. Here's the cost.

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

This next-level truth that we won’t want to hear—but NEED to hear.

Fv@K‼️

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

Hey Trump voters.

Hate to break it to you - but here’s what actually happened on Tuesday.

Watch. Bernie explained it 20 years ago.

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@MTGrepp @dom_lucre You are an unmitigated idiot

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@ProudPatriots1 More effective than the real one! Warns others of the idiocy of its owners so we can put on our kid gloves and reassure without upsetting the mentally infirm.

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Henry Ford: terrible person (but who’s not, fairly?) & America’s #1 Hitler fan-boy. At least Hitler’s regime produced a culture & system yielding Volkswagens. OTH Ford gave us coerced re-enslavement & well, Ford pieces of crap. Wastes of time, materials & money bar none.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

Retweet if you LOVE this!

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https://t.co/9I4c5CE6OA

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Has my vote

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Was just dreaming while napping in my chair that I was playing chase the laser pointer with Al who is just as peacefully asleep in my lap.

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Hghghm…Do you mind?

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I thought this was why I was paying Apple $40+ a month? Now, Apple News is just a teaser aggregator?