Dave Portnoy (Parody)

El Prezidenti. Dave invented Barstool Sports. He is the owner of #DDTG Global. Also a DraftKings Man. 1 time bee sting survivor. Dave picked FDU moneyline

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@heykayadams Kayyyyyy!!! I will take you in NYC! First, dinner at 4 Charles Prime Rib…then the show…then a couple ‘tinis at Celon Lounge in Bryant Park. 😁😁

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@greg16676935420 👇🏼👇🏼

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@Alphafox78 Nuke.

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@DefiantLs Has-been

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@MarkHamill You’re irrelevant, buddy. I forgot you were alive until I saw this tweet. lol

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@wecholvsky75183 Optics. Lol

That was overtly for you, homie…and all of you weak butt-hurt losers.

You’re all the same. President Trump was a natural head movement away from being dead, and you’re here crying about him celebrating being alive. Put your double sided dldo away and go to bed.

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@wockstartv @LakeShowYo

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Mark Murphy, on #Packers incoming new CEO Ed Policy: “Ed has done a great job for us during his 12 years here. I've seen tremendous growth during his tenure, and I'm confident that he will make a smooth transition to president over the next year.”

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@bennyjohnson Hello? I’d like to report a murder.

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@HotdogH20_ @RedWave_Press @OliLondonTV Underrated tweet of the day!

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@clownworld Corny

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@ImMeme0 Yes

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@FoodPornPhotos No

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@Ashy_slashee

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@clownworld The double-sided dldo

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@DrUnits Probably the greatest Cleveland Cavalier of all time.

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@JebraFaushay Lay-Z

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Collecting golf balls.

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@stoolpresidente Skinner was way too slow to get back. Wtf was he thinking!?

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@FoodPornPhotos I can smell the pancakes in this picture.