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The most satirically accurate words in the history of history. Parody account, obviously.

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BREAKING: Dave Portnoy Threatens Legal Action Against Satan For Violating Contract After Patriots Super Bowl Loss
https://t.co/0OhbiRIIS9

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

Take whatever wife slapper Dana White has to say about men’s mental health, ignore it, then listen to what an actual man like Macho Man Randy Savage says regarding handling male emotions

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Weren’t we all taught in school that separation of church and state was a MAJOR aspect of the constitutional American system? Was that a Mandela effect?

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I mean come on

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What kind of a person does coordinated social media campaigns for the 1% on tax day?

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For Who, For What - Episode VIII is LIVE

- Full on "Impossible" Philly Sports trivia hour with the greats Jake from @Talkin215 and @JoePops_ . The random likes of Reno Mahe and Wilson Valdez would be proud. Probably.

Available on all platforms:

iTunes: https://t.co/EIUBbL2ZPq
Spotify: https://t.co/4GI0YQqF0K
YouTube: https://t.co/Wt7CB6oj9G

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

Andrew Painter’s change up simply glides thru space and time. No other way to explain it.

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4-1. #PPotd #RingTheseBells

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Certified slinger Andrew Painter debuts in The Show and the Phillies NEED a W. Should be as simple is as simple does. #PPotd #RingTheseBells

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

Man do I dislike knowing this team too well.

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

The Phillies lineup vs. unknown LHP is outright exhausting. Even Sisyphus wouldn't put up with this shit. #PPotd #RingTheseBells

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

Awesome to see the Phillies lineup already in postseason form just 3 games into the season.

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Phillies Play Of The Day. Game 3 of 162. 2-0 thus far +2.48u. Please don’t look up how accurate the first two plays and game predictions were unless you want to question the validity of time travel.

Let’s cook. #PPotd #Phillies #RingTheseBells

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

Can't say I didn't call it. Def don't look up what I said about Sanchez before game 1, either. Please. Don't.

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

Good News: Phillies Play Of The Day hits in the 3rd inning at a cool +148. 2-0 in first 2 games.

Bad News: Could’ve made it not so easy, Nola…

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

Death, taxes, and another year of Aaron Nola giving up YAMS while ahead in the count.

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AUDIBLE DUE TO DEGROM SCRATCHING:

Nola line stays. Still think he pitches well but gives up 2-3 runs.

Latz is a solid reliever who is going to give it his all for 1-2 innings, hence the 1st inning under.

+148. Let’s ride #ppotd #ringthesebells

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

1-0. Game 2 of 162. Let's ride. #PPtod

And yes, I accidently gave myself AI beauty freckles in this video. And no, I don't necessarily hate it. #RingTheseBells

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

$20K is a helluva lot of napkins. Gotta love billionaire logic. Very real life.

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1-0. Love me a Clean Sanchez. As should you.

1 down, 161 to go. #RingTheseBells #ppotd

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

Oppo Taco, Schwarber? My goodness. The man may hit 100 this year. https://t.co/b5N7r3HBw8