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BREAKING: Dave Portnoy Threatens Legal Action Against Satan For Violating Contract After Patriots Super Bowl Loss
https://t.co/0OhbiRIIS9

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🚨 GETCHA SIXERS TIX RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW @975Middays 🚨

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After this season Tyrese Maxey shall get votes for MVP and/or God.

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RT @Smittyverse_: Remember, the Eagles and Phillies were sacrificed for this. Let’s have a damn season.

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Wait…Hurts was told by doctors not to sleep for 36 hours but OK to play??? The NFL clearly doesn’t give a single shit about player safety.

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Adam “Smitty” Smith Says That John Middleton Is The Problem With The Phillies Organization Right Now

@Smittyverse_ | #RingTheBell

📸: John Geliebter and Eric Hartline-USA TODAY Sports

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Adam “Smitty” Smith REFUSES To Give Up On The Eagles Season

@Smittyverse_ | #FlyEaglesFly

📸: Denny Medley, Kirby Lee, and Bill Streicher-Imagn Images

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Watch as contract year backup Tanner McKee plays average in a win or balls out in a loss and observe the media unjustifiably melt into the 7th level of QB controversy hell

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“Darius Cooper will be the Jesus Christ of Travis Fulghams”

@Smittyverse_ knows ball. This was him on Thursday…

Cooper caught his 4th TD in the first half of today’s game!

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World Mental Health Day.

Watch this and most importantly PLEASE reach out to someone in your crew who may in this mental spot. Even just to say hi. Because there definitely is someone you know who is struggling hard, whether you realize it or not.

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Remember 15-20+ years ago when Wawa Hoagies were actually legit and could stack up in quality against a lot of sandwich places in the Philly area?

Forget about that, remember profit is king, and enjoy your literal gas station sushi.

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Once a hungry dog, always a hungry dog. Philly and Birds forever. Thank you, Lane. 🦅

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The fact remains it's yet another postseason where this Phillies lineup just doesn't perform.

Clinch game: 2 runs. Last year in do or die? 1 run. 2024? 1 run. Game 7 vs. Diamondbacks? 2 runs. Game 6? 1 run. Astros WS Game 6? 1 run. Same shit, different year.

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Incredible. Absolutely incredible. One of the most intense baseball wins I’ve ever witnessed from this Phillies team.

1 down. 12 to go. Do it. #RingTheBell

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ALEC FUCKING BOHM OF ALL HUMANS FOR HUMANITY!!!

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This is going to be such an incredibly painful of a loss now. Maximum pain. Philly doesn’t get it any other way.

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Didn’t think the end of this era would be this embarrassing painful, yet here we are.

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Kudos to this decrepit Phillies lineup for giving beyond average journeyman Tyler Mahle a glory story where he can one day tell his grandchildren he pitched like freaking Cy Young in a MLB playoff clincher. #SomeThings

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The Braves are beatable the next 2 games so I hope I’m wrong…but man did this feel like a Ryan Howard-Achilles Tear End Of An Era swing.

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1-479 heading into the playoffs and JT delivers when it matters.

THIS IS WHAT CHAMPIONSHIP TEAMS DO