congratulations, everyone

my website

[congratulations, everyone @stoomybrown]

@OhDionne THANK U sorry haven't been on Twitter. Com in months but I'm so happy to see this here ily

[@jenmonnier.bsky.social @JenMonnier]

You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

[minahil @baedotdoe]

This is my favorite video on the world wide web I think 😭💘

[kim @KimmyMonte]

this dog literally failed every single test thrown at him to become a service dog and i am scream laughing. but imho he’s still a very very good boy.

[Haymarket Books @haymarketbooks]

Billionaires perform no socially useful function and are an obstacle to human progress.

[박주현 @hermit_hwarang]

Jeff Bezos didn’t “donate” $10B to “fight climate change” he’s setting up a $10B venture called the “Bezos Earth Fund.” In other words, he’s founding a bank and using it to invest in “the green sector,” thereby profiting from & influencing how transition happens

[charlie @chunkbardey]

a sanders-tinashe ticket would be powerful. it’s worth considering

[congratulations, everyone @stoomybrown]

@OhDionne GOOD JOB

[congratulations, everyone @stoomybrown]

@OhDionne oh my god those two tasks sound.... like a nightmare

[congratulations, everyone @stoomybrown]

"God; a soft pretzel"

[JP @jpbrammer]

fellas, is it gay to have a wife?

[L E F T, PhD ⚫️ @LeftSentThis]

Watching this video will help you understand what it means to live in the Bay Area.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Can’t sleep. Thinking about the time that bowling guy screamed “who do you think you are, I am”

[rachel yara @bugposting]

first action of 2020 was spitting on a tesla and then realizing it may have been a honda accord

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

im spending today/tomorrow putting together a free google drive folder with reading materials, films and documentaries about u.s. intervention in the middle east especially during the 2000’s/the bush presidency and anyone who wants to educate themselves can use it.

[November @postoctobrist]

research into trans healthcare