stevie

notes from the front

[stevie @stooooooove]

I regret to inform you all the IG baddies booty workouts work

[stevie @stooooooove]

Wtf is this man it was a collapsible water bottle and Amazon is on some "here are your steroids sir" shit

[stevie @stooooooove]

Stopped at the 711 for a soda. Young cashier casually bagging groceries for an older man suddenly leans in to kiss him passionately. He takes his candy and leaves. She starts crying, makes eye contact with me, while I am bewildered, and runs out of the store

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Yeah I'll get the uhhh what I deserve

[stevie @stooooooove]

Roommate's girlfriend is in town and I have nowhere to go and they're already fighting

[stevie @stooooooove]

*project pat voice* great GOOGLY moogly

[stevie @stooooooove]

It was at this moment he knew he fucked up

[stevie @stooooooove]

Had to bail benching 325 and crushed my dick in the process #noballs #nokids #ballbegone

[stevie @stooooooove]

How I sound on the radio to the southern folk

[sara “THE RED SACRAMENT” hinkley @boneysoups]

how I sound on vacation in Michigan with my husbands very nice family

[stevie @stooooooove]

Riding a motorcycle is a bit like being a hot woman in that kids will stop, guffaw, and ask you to rev, and construction workers will honk and wave at you. I'm a #feminist now

[stevie @stooooooove]

Realizing now that I started liking fit women because my 10th grade math teacher was a divorced woman who went to the gym and would hit on me constantly.........................

[bennny @Driftwould2]

Saw an ass on here earlier so beautiful I wanted to kill myself

[stevie @stooooooove]

The most incompetent boss I ever had has butt hole eyes and can't stop posting them on LinkedIn

[stevie @stooooooove]

Now that I am older and am far enough away from traumatic experiences my personality type on those silly quizzes has evolved from INTJ to ENTJ lol

[stevie @stooooooove]

I learned how to eat like this when I made very few monies so that I could start saving but that was 10 years ago in NYC before everything literally tripled in price

[Apolitical @Apolitical3678]

The golden age of stretching your ground beef with refried beans

[stevie @stooooooove]

Ah melatonin gummies, the cheapest way to reexperience what it was like getting yelled at by all of your ex girlfriends

[stevie @stooooooove]

There are some people in this world for whom my legacy is simultaneously 1) womanizer and 2) let's get loud was stuck in his head for like four years straight

[stevie @stooooooove]

Spotify AI generated "deep focus indie pop wfh tight bun skinny jeans" daylists

[⊹ mac ⊹ @24K_IVY]

why does everything sound like That

[laluchi @go2jupiter]

(ex-catholicly) he’s right