Camille Mahlknecht

[Camille Mahlknecht @stop_cammertime]

Scouting report: Mahlknecht’s range only extends 10 feet. It’s cool if you give her some space.
Me: F the haters! I’ll show you!!

*also me...

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

You have to be a leading lady but you can’t be nominated for best actress. You have to be a strong female director but you can’t be nominated for best director. You have to have a wildly popular dance song but you can’t be nominated for best original song.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing us we were good people for cutting up the 6 pack plastic rings BEFORE we threw them into the ocean forever

[JP Davis @kyjpdavis]

Modern day education assignment at Christian Academy of Louisville. Middle school. Write a letter to your homosexual friend explaining why it’s wrong. Shameful. #stopthehate

[Bob Woodruff Foundation @bwforg]

Congrats to the Los Angeles Rams (@angelcitysports) on their BIG win and thanks to everyone who came out to watch! 🏆

[milk🔻 @TheSuperiorPink]

this can’t be the future dippin dots was the ice cream of

[Camille Mahlknecht @stop_cammertime]

Another reason wedding planning is an absolute blast is that you get to learn new things about your partner. 6.5 years in & I am just finding out that carnations are bae’s mortal enemy. These are the conversations that are important to have before the big day.

[Camille Mahlknecht @stop_cammertime]

These @progressive commercials are so funny and relatable except for the part about being a homeowner 😭

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

I...

[Angel City Sports @angelcitysports]

Angel City Sports is a grant finalist to make Los Angeles the best place to play by 2050 and 1st place receives $100,000! The organization with the most public votes wins. Vote here!
https://t.co/q4CG9lWxRr

#AngelCitySports #MyLA2050GrantsChallenge

[Swishergirl @Swishergirl24]

when I was younger we didn’t have ipads we just stared at the back of the cereal box.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

For the record @Mike_Pence, it’s Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez to you.

[キーガン‧₊ ✿ °. @montyclit]

jane fonda, signing her acceptance speech for her best actress oscar in 1979 for coming home. she asked academy president if they would close caption the ceremony and he said no

[Marcus Gray LaPorte @MarcusGrayDoor]

Things Covid has proven:

1. The job you were told couldn't be done remotely can be done remotely

2. Many disabled workers could have been working from home, but corporations just didnt want them to.

3. Internet is a utility, not a luxury

4. Universal healthcare is necessary

[Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness]

A minute of silence for all those husbands who believed in their wives saying, ‘No gifts on Valentine’s Day’

[Camille Mahlknecht @stop_cammertime]

A lady in my office has made herself nachos for lunch all week. Can’t decide if it’s keto or breakup driven but either way you go Stephanie.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

You're an adult when you realize the night before a holiday is better than the holiday.

[Camille Mahlknecht @stop_cammertime]

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