MC

just tryna live under my weighted blanket every day

[MC @stop_hammatime2]

@Verizon @Apple #newphone

[MC @stop_hammatime2]

I dreamed that I got kicked out of an Apple Store for being too old and wandering around the store. “Ma’am, I need you to go to the Verizon store down the street, you’re too old to be here.” And honestly? You right

[Mads @europemaxxed]

real

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

If you get 70,000 people to sing your song 33 years after your death you're not a singer, you're a legend 👑

[MC @stop_hammatime2]

@Rainmaker1973 Spaghetti and meatballs

[MC @stop_hammatime2]

#maybelline #maybeitsmaybelline #maybeitsaproductionissue #makeup #bubblemascara

[MC @stop_hammatime2]

Umm… @Maybelline can you explain yourself please

[Sidelines - Bama @SSN_Alabama]

Nobody:

Usher: https://t.co/lFdKE2Narz

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

“I like your personality” thanks it’s a disorder

[Sok-It @javasok]

You get: 1 hour of extra sleep

You lose: the will to live after the sunsets at 4pm

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

the desire to reward myself with coffee every time i do anything

[MC @stop_hammatime2]

@bsuttleman69 @FINALLEVEL @shirtsthtgohard

[MC @stop_hammatime2]

Can’t wait to see @AvrilLavigne and @machinegunkelly at the #BOKcenter in Tulsa!! #ROCKTHEBOK

[𝐀 𝐌 𝐀 𝐍 𝐃 𝐀 @littlegiinge]

Maybe it’s Maybelline or maybe someone made her a really good grilled cheese.

[MC @stop_hammatime2]

@adamgreattweet That goes double for getting stuck in quicksand

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

wearing my stupid little band tee with my stupid little vans to go on a walk for my stupid mental health

[Real Friends @realfriendsband]

If you never break, you’ll never know how to put yourself back together.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.