Poopity Scoop

I didnt ask to be born so here I am, in my unfinished abominable form, hoping to entertain humanity with what little resolve I have left

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I don't want my soul sucked, I want my soul gently hugged, nurtured, and loved. To be told its good enough and supported by another kind soul. Or supported by some fat fucking milkers or a dump truck ass. Is that too much to ask for?

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Life supply of tendies coming soon for this ape #GMEstock

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@itsfibonacci96 Savings? Me and my fellow apes don't save, we only buy

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🐵=🚫💪
🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵=💪💪💪
🐵💎👐🐵💎👐🐵💎👐🐵💎👐🐵💎👐
🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕
Jokes on them, I love the color red #GME

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We hold, we win. Feel free to buy $GME if you have 💎💎💎👐👐 (not financial advice, I only know pretty red colors)

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🐵💖GME

🐵💎👐GME

🐵💎👐🚀🚀

🐵🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕

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💎👐🚀🚀 #wallstreetsbets

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At this point I want crazy shit to keep going til March just so we can have one whole crazy year and move on from all the bullshit

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@faithwee123 Next thing you know, you're getting hyped over Special K and some random knick knack you found shopping, not that I'd know that feeling

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You know you hit the downhill side of life when you enjoyed your time at the grocery store

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Me every day after work

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Yo fuck DNA. I could be a shit slinging chimpanzee right now but no it had to mutate and now I gotta work and pay rent

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@yzzibanks Reject modernity. Embrace M O N K E

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Happy suck-a-dick Sunday bitches #glizzygladiator

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You can't be friends with me if you can't see the poetic genius of @kanyewest in the line "Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign" 😤😤😤

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Day 19 of #NNN my astral form now feels many branching realities. Its a shame we didn't live the timeline where Kanye was elected, no mortal could comprehend it

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Ok if you've never heard Diddy Kong Racing music, you're really missing out. Pirate Lagoon goes hard, best song of all time

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Ending the first week of #NNN2020 and i can now project into my astral form on command. The voices of the non-speaking life forms only get louder

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My sight into the future has given me god-tier Mario Kart skills 😤 thank you #NNN for supreme magics

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Start of day 5 of #NNN2020 , I can now communicate with non-speaking life forms. The trees outside my window are basically balding virgins getting ready for a long ass nap