Sarah

Probably going to offend you. Come on, vogue.

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

I haven’t been on Twitter in…many years…but I just dipped in & I have an observation: Everyone has changed their handle to something vague, but I can still tell who you all are because you’re complaining about the same things from 4 years ago. You are consistent, so thank you.

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

@mirielmargaret Hah!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Yes, 'could care less' suggests that you might, in fact, care.

No, informal English does not respect your logical arguments.
https://t.co/1h5TVUFi8Z

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

@TheCLJ Hero

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

This week’s @WhatCrappens bonus episode is giving me Sbarro episode flashbacks. Also, they critiqued this cream-colored ‘flawless’ bag, which my friend @follow_holly gave me, and Holly ALSO recommended WWC to me all those years ago. 360/180 moment. @RonnieKaram @BenMandelker

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

@justexpressive @ChristinaRTS Ashley? Rolled my eyes so hard.

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

@natalieseeboth @amysgotjokes I wish!

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

@honestsocks 😳

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

@regan @spluto @DuchessCait I’m in

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

@MelissaMctastic Yay! Likewise! Looking forward to reiki 😆

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

@heyescapist Love sweeping.

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

@heyescapist I hate vacuuming.

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

@heyescapist Uhh. Pardone moi?

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

Merriam-Webster cares about us. They care about us all. https://t.co/Mn8bxUJvfk

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

In addition to being a teacher, we're also a friend. https://t.co/VbEeVqyrpT

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

@officeballerina MY HILL TO DIE ON

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

@justexpressive @ChristinaRTS Saaaaame 😢

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

@thebrokenplate Literal mother of the year. We bow down. @TheCLJ

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

@thebrokenplate @TheCLJ Fuck Tyler. #TeamIna

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

@TheCLJ @thebrokenplate Our favorite thing to say is, “Serves 8...or 3 Walshes.”

[Sarah @stop_sarahtime]

@TheCLJ @thebrokenplate Is the Monday after the super bowl a day off school there?