Alvin

When you make a twitter because you're over everyone

[Keisha Lance Bottoms @KeishaBottoms]

This dissent by Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson should be added to summer reading lists.

[Alvin @stopbeingdumb17]

We could be goat cheese ballin

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

Garcelle, Sutton, Crystal and Dorit filming in Spain 😍 #RHOBH

[Alvin @stopbeingdumb17]

@reviews_raving please I need this

[Alvin @stopbeingdumb17]

I really fucking needed that lol #calvinharris

[Alvin @stopbeingdumb17]

@Anthonayyye Literally it ended and I was like who am I again

[Alvin @stopbeingdumb17]

@Brandoldiaz25 @Elibrownbeats THIS

[Alvin @stopbeingdumb17]

@taybrun0 THIS

[Alvin @stopbeingdumb17]

My new turn on is watching EDC ticket prices drop daily on stubhub

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Donald has a rally in Waco this Saturday. It's a ploy to remind his cult of the infamous Waco siege of 1993, where an anti-government cult battled the FBI. Scores of people died. He wants the same violent chaos to rescue him from justice.

But we can stop him. If we book the 50,000+ venue, we can make sure most of the seats are empty when the traitor takes the stage.

We can no longer fail to hold powerful men accountable for their crimes against our country.

👇 Hit the link below—each mobile number can register up to two tickets per event, for free. It may not seem like a big deal, but everybody who does this will make a difference. Trust me.

[Alvin @stopbeingdumb17]

@nosajthinh lubricate. it was your time

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Lisa Barlow just does snowy product placement better than others 🤭

[Lisa Barlow @LisaBarlow7]

Clearly a lot of people aren’t good at math because nothing is adding up

[Alvin @stopbeingdumb17]

@theerealJD @saychizzz

[Alvin @stopbeingdumb17]

4-wick bohemian fire VIBES only.

Steak and lobster 5-restaurant entertainer vibes ONLY! #rhop

[Alvin @stopbeingdumb17]

Me as a kid holding back tears after a bad haircut:

[Alvin @stopbeingdumb17]

IM SLAINNNNNNNN

[Alvin @stopbeingdumb17]

I’m a @ParisHilton stan obvi, so this is proof she’s always sliving

[Alvin @stopbeingdumb17]

Good lord

[Netflix @netflix]

Raymond Ablack from Ginny & Georgia also co-stars in Maid and there's a scene where Margaret Qualley fantasizes about him as a cowboy.

Just thought you should know.

[CANDIACE @TherealCANDIACE]

Also, let me make it clear that none of my tweets today are about Jen. Let that lady go to jail in peace.