Please. Stop Bouncing.

Either it will move me, or it will move right through me- Tragically Hip

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"i’ll do it when i get home"
Me when I get home:

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

I’m ready for Fall as much as the next person but not light a pumpkin spice candle while it’s still 100 degrees outside, Brittany.

[Please. Stop Bouncing. @stopbouncing]

You don't know me anymore. And if you did, you wouldn't like who I've become.

[Please. Stop Bouncing. @stopbouncing]

This has been A Good Day.

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 @_TheBookishOne]

It's ok to feed your car a curb as a little treat 💁🏻‍♀️

[Please. Stop Bouncing. @stopbouncing]

"Hey Mr. Stopbouncing..."
"Yes, Stopbouncing..."

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

I saw a lion get in to a hot air balloon basket

It caused quite an uproar.

[Kevin O’Neill @KevinBuffalo]

Parking ramps adjacent to hospitals and cancer centers should be free.

[Please. Stop Bouncing. @stopbouncing]

@dadmann_walking I got dermed on my last ink and I swear I almost threw up when I took it off. The initial derm was way worse, but the second one wasn't much better.

[Please. Stop Bouncing. @stopbouncing]

@hbsracing *snort*

[Please. Stop Bouncing. @stopbouncing]

I'm a card-carrying adult.
Tell me why I can't have cheesecake for dinner.
*Looks at calendar*
Oh yes, in a wedding in 2 weeks and the dress is at the tailor.

[Please. Stop Bouncing. @stopbouncing]

@hbsracing *scribbles note*

[Please. Stop Bouncing. @stopbouncing]

Say what you will about social media, but I'm glad I went outside when my local feed blew up last night.

[Please. Stop Bouncing. @stopbouncing]

Boo hiss to setting morning alarms.

[Please. Stop Bouncing. @stopbouncing]

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
And after the third time, I learned that I can't have jerky and a dog in the same house.

[Please. Stop Bouncing. @stopbouncing]

Oh wow! It's already got a label and could be here as early as Thursday! (Not banking on that though).

[Please. Stop Bouncing. @stopbouncing]

Did I *need* a deftones Like Linus T-shirt?
No.
Did I need more T-shirts?
Yes.

The problem kind of solved itself.

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@hbsracing 😢

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@BunAndLeggings And now I'm all *points in breaking generational curses*

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@BunAndLeggings I wasn't allowed to watch Friday Night Sitcoms (like Full House) because, "no one solves their problem in 30 minutes."