Colleen Stevens

a series of unfortunate events

[Colleen Stevens @stopcolleen2k14]

If Aaron Carter can make a comeback so can I.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Joe Biden’s silence on Midnights (3am Edition) is deafening

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

if a ham can spiral so can i

[evermore lyrics bot @evermorebot]

long story short, it was a bad time

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

““I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

If that young man has Taylor’s scarf he should return it.

[Amanda Bail @1scrummymummy]

I love this kid. She’s got it absolutely figured out. Emma aged 8 ❤️

[Jeff Rusack @JeffRusack]

Andrew Bennett loves the @BuffaloBills (understatement). He hopes to go to a game one day, and meet his two favorite players (cough, cough @JoshAllenQB and @stefondiggs). Until then, he sits in front of his house in Attica and holds his sign. @wkbw

[StudioCascade 🐀 @studio_cascade]

Bo Burnham turning in the final cut of his new special to Netflix.

P.s. it's a masterpiece

[Emma Watson @EmmaWatson]

In the mean time please assume no news from me just means I’m quietly spending the pandemic the way most people are - failing to make sourdough bread (!), caring for my loved ones and doing my best not to spread a virus that is still affecting so many people.

[Jill Biden Archived @FLOTUS46Archive]

Champ and Major have joined us in the White House! 💕🐾

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

3 beautiful models stand before me but I only have one photo in my hands

[ali @alirichthem]

i am once again asking if he had it comin’