stopdoomscrolling

It's 2020. Stop DOOMSCOLLING. I'll remind you, but you should stop. Like now! Like today now.... You're still here! GO OUTSIDE OR SOMETHING.

by: @jarrydhuntley

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After tonight I'll probably remind everyone less frequent, every half hour or so.

BUT TONIGHT EVERYONE NEEDS THE EXTRA ENCOURAGEMENT TO LOG OFF

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So we meet again pal! Just hit the home button, just do it! Maybe you should go to bed.

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Long time no see, or has it been dinosaur. I'll give you a cookie if you sign out! Maybe you should drink some water.

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Greetings and salutations chum. STOP DOOMSCROLLING! You have an appointment to hug someone!

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*sigh* queen. *sigh*. It's time to drink some water!

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Greetings and salutations wornout. Go a away please! You have an appointment to drink coffee!

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I don't think you should be here queen! I'm gonna sing the DOOMSTOPSCROLLINGSONG! It's time to hug someone!

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So we meet again teacup?! Doomnap instead. You know you could go to bed.

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Long time no see, or has it been buddy. We spoke about the doomscrolling. Please stop. You know you could delete your facebook account.

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Long time no see, or has it been buddy. Count two more tweets, the finish. It's time to drink some water!

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Hey you lovely. We spoke about the doomscrolling. Please stop! How about you eat some spaghetti!

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Is now really the time buddy!! Doomstop! You know you could call your friend, yes that one!.

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Hey you snoozy. Change the tab, QUICKLY! You know you could delete your facebook account!

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Didn't expect to see you here teacup. You followed me for a reason. That reason is to stop what you're doing now. I think you should take a walk.

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Hey BFF. Nevermind, keep on scrolling into the abyss. How about you call your parent.

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Hey you fossil! Mom said it's your turn to play the Xbox! You have an appointment to drink coffee!

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Hon chordate. Mom said it's your turn to play the Xbox. You know you could drink some water!

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I don't think you should be here dinosaur! Nevermind, keep on scrolling into the abyss. How about you call your parent!

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Hey you lovely. Doomnap instead. You have an appointment to pet some puppies.

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So we meet again wornout! *sigh*! It's time to call your friend, yes that one!.

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Hey bestie! Mom said it's your turn to play the Xbox. Maybe you should pat yourself on the back!