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17 // world’s okayest person

[agate 🌞 @stoperceivingme]

how do you execute a fish?
with a GILL-otine 🐟🐠🐡

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

I’m not a licensed therapist but if you Venmo me $25 I’ll try my best for an hour on FaceTime

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

p.s no girl i know has ever been flattered by cat calling, wolf whistling or beeping your shitty car horn at us. especially when a woman is walking alone, that shit is terrifying.

[H.E.T. @HolocaustUK]

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[agate 🌞 @stoperceivingme]

dudes who use android are either the sweetest things ever or will mansplain breathing to you, there is no in between

[sxm @sxm1501A]

Pick me boys are disgusting. “I’m so ugly🥺🥺🥺”. Yh you are

[agate 🌞 @stoperceivingme]

@AbiVukashin I was surprised to hear him speak...

[agate 🌞 @stoperceivingme]

I fully thought Robert Pattinson was American

[agate 🌞 @stoperceivingme]

@lucyyyjjj you are gravely mistaken

[agate 🌞 @stoperceivingme]

@lucyyyjjj ... oops

[agate 🌞 @stoperceivingme]

“I don’t have an individuality complex-“ you refuse to listen to pop songs on Spotify bc you don’t want it to be your top genre on Spotify wrapped 🤨

[agate 🌞 @stoperceivingme]

@ConnorClarkeSG @theCentre @CardiffYC 👏🏼👏🏼

[Mik @eurythmik]

Mushroom Earrings 🍄 I named them "Esther" and "Famine" ready to ship!

[agate 🌞 @stoperceivingme]

@boyesmiriam LMAO thank you 😭😭

[agate 🌞 @stoperceivingme]

how do you execute a fish?
with a GILL-otine 🐟🐠🐡

[agate 🌞 @stoperceivingme]

@youneedabiggod I saw someone get ‘no one has ever loved you’ 💀

[agate 🌞 @stoperceivingme]

@youneedabiggod help

[aria @hisgossamer]

Hi im transgender and 18 trying to tackle nhs wait times by going privately, if youre willing to help or feeling generous paypal in bio & gofundme in pinned tweet. please RT for exposure <3 if you want my art in return for ur donation DM me !! thank you