Ian

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Hey whaddup, my name is Jared and I never learned to fucking read

[Ian @stopit_topit]

Well, woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand. Whose wine? What wine? Where the hell did I dine?

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

Welc☢️me back.

[Ian @stopit_topit]

@SecWar Pipe down you soy boy drunken beta cuck.

[Ian @stopit_topit]

Old white men are literally the fucking worst. God take me before I become an entitled pick like these fucking boomers.

[Ian @stopit_topit]

Trying to watch foundation. The recap will play, along with the intro but the moment the show is suppose to start I get an error. The error tells me to check my internet connection. Make it make sense.

[Ian @stopit_topit]

AppleTV is by far the worst streaming service I've had to deal with. It's a production everytime I try to watch something. If I watch an episode earlier in the day, I have to log out and back into the app if I try to watch another one at night.

[Ian @stopit_topit]

I went to another room, started up AppleTV on a different chromecast and the episode loaded just fine there. Clearly there's a issue with resuming the app and trying to stream hours after watching something else. Cache or persistence issue? Been an issue for the last 3 nights.

[Ian @stopit_topit]

Usps is doing it's best to be absolutely unreliable for me this year.

[Ian @stopit_topit]

USPS screwing me over again and losing mail. Had to mail in a cheque for a ticket and two weeks later I get an increased ticket fee because it is late. I call, they never received it. I dropped it off in a roadside USPS mail box. I should've recorded myself doing it.

[Ian @stopit_topit]

@MerrillLynch It'd be really nice if they answered the fucking email I sent them but apparently they don't have a SLA for their customers. Emailed on May 8th and not even a "we saw your email and we are working on it" message.

[Ian @stopit_topit]

Beyond fed up trying to deal with @MerrillLynch support. Going on 4+ months and they still have been completely incompetent in assisting me. Don't invest your money with them.

[Ian @stopit_topit]

Actually missed a court day to close the estate SOLELY because @MerrillLynch has been jerking me around for 6 months. Had to file an extension. What is so fucking hard about transferring assets to an estate account? Apparently everything. They have no defined/outlined process

[Ian @stopit_topit]

@JestrHopperpot Everytime I call it's like "you did this wrong" or "wait 48 hours and call again to see if we received your form".

Worst experience ever. With his bank accounts it took me less than an hour to take control. Going on 6+ months for Merrill lynch because they're incompetent

[Ian @stopit_topit]

Merrill Lynch sucks. Going on 6+months of trying to get access to my uncle's assets after he died in December of 2023 and Merrill lynch is still stringing me along and providing horrible support. Note to self and others, don't invest with Merrill Lynch.

[Ian @stopit_topit]

Chsn is literally one of the worst things sports broadcasting can do. I'm not paying an extra 120+ a year to watch greedy owners manage shit fucking teams. Put it back on regular broadcasting you greedy fucking cunts

[Ian @stopit_topit]

@realDonaldTrump Shut the fuck up

[Ian @stopit_topit]

I love needing 3 hours to watch a 2hr movie thanks to Amazon prime continually having to buffer. Gigabit download speeds btw

[Ian @stopit_topit]

Some people fast pass pop songs. Others country songs. Me? I'm. Built different

[Ian @stopit_topit]

Thought about getting Subway for the first time in years. It took 7 minutes for the browser to load the menu page and then it stopped working. I stopped wanting Subway. I googled "Subway website sucks" and a post on reddit from 2 years ago is complaining about the same thing.

[Ian @stopit_topit]

I have missed the sound of rain