nikita 🇵🇸

a clown (she/her)

[nikita 🇵🇸 @stopitnikita]

~thread of dumb tinder profiles/messages i receive~

[nikita 🇵🇸 @stopitnikita]

@garkeibock weisch wenn s ganze hus abbrennt ischer versicheret so he dgaf 😛

[nikita 🇵🇸 @stopitnikita]

@garkeibock ja lowkey get one for your apartment chostet so 60frk für regular size (git au so mini fürlöscher weiss ned wie expensive die sind)

[nikita 🇵🇸 @stopitnikita]

@garkeibock same girl im on the top floor and theres currently construction on the first floor and im terrified of electrical fire 😍
something u can do is learn to crawl from your bed to the front door in complete darkness in case u wake up to your apartment filled with smoke x

[nikita 🇵🇸 @stopitnikita]

@sourapplebaby how are unpaid internships still legal in this day and age i will never understand 🫩🫩 but at least its only a month i guess?? id say go for it if the pay is good later but yeah icky icky icky

[nikita 🇵🇸 @stopitnikita]

@garkeibock also eigentlich settets de eltere die akte denn mitgeh bim ustritt (mini eltere hends zum bispil ned übercho/welle und jzt weiss ich ned öb ich genetisches adhs oder adhs wege suurstoffmangel nach de geburt han lol)

[nikita 🇵🇸 @stopitnikita]

@garkeibock nei will sie akte nach 10 jahr löschet 😃 hettsch glaub meh glück bide gmeind, geburtsurkunde afrage

[nikita 🇵🇸 @stopitnikita]

@sourapplebaby cant get pbs without a healthy sleep schedule so work on that first

[nikita 🇵🇸 @stopitnikita]

@garkeibock its so relatable tho

[nikita 🇵🇸 @stopitnikita]

@garkeibock ts is so funny girl what the fuck

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

should i turn 28 be honest

[nikita 🇵🇸 @stopitnikita]

@alexislswift genuinely going thru withdrawals

[nikita 🇵🇸 @stopitnikita]

anyone elses instagram down or is my phone just broken from the heat 😪

[nikita 🇵🇸 @stopitnikita]

@alexislswift cant even open the app 😔

[nikita 🇵🇸 @stopitnikita]

fruit fly infestation bc i didnt put the trash outside for 2/3+ weeks (i was gone the last two pick up days), i step into the kitchen and i can hear them swarming around me

[Zyzoneuille goonyland 1022 (rentrée era) @Fuhtarks]

Sans la Romandie ce pays deviendrait Isra*l en 5 initiatives

[nikita 🇵🇸 @stopitnikita]

3+ months since breakup still doing horrible for anyone wondering 👍🏻

[nikita 🇵🇸 @stopitnikita]

need to get high and go on a silly little walk in the sun and end up at a restaurant close to my apartment, get takeaway food and then eat it on my bedroom floor while old jenna marbles videos are playing on my laptop

[bookishTachyon ΘΔ 🇵🇸 @bookishTachyon]

We’ve lost the art of just being like “hey man that was kinda uncool.” Everything has to be the biggest deal ever and people have to be groveling begging for forgiveness and apologizing profusely for every little thing. Sometimes a “yeah that was uncool my fault guys” is enough

[nikita 🇵🇸 @stopitnikita]

at my therapists office and the door is closed...?