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[seymour balls @stopkony_2012]

my boss made this cut then said "i should've gone to law school" ... brotha.......

[seymour balls @stopkony_2012]

uh oh time for my week of punishment following my week of unbridled hedonism

[seymour balls @stopkony_2012]

u tell a male ur a pervert and they say "so funny!!!! ur so Based!!" and then u do something perverted and they are Shocked .. why dont u try believing women when it counts

[seymour balls @stopkony_2012]

so im evil and self-raped. what can i do

[seymour balls @stopkony_2012]

wheres my vape

[seymour balls @stopkony_2012]

@m0ment1234 watched gone with the wind again award

[seymour balls @stopkony_2012]

they want me to get my feet washed during holy thursday mass but im at a real crossroads bc i am suffering from athletes foot on account of im a highly athletic person. also don't trust that the people washing feet arent getting off .

[seymour balls @stopkony_2012]

getting called out for using the r word feels so quaint <3 nowadays

[seymour balls @stopkony_2012]

sabbatical should be a universal and sacred rite , federally funded. i would use my sabbatical to hang out , listen to music, make ceramics, get coffee. 3 year sabbatical . perfect

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I’m Not going to sleep with you because I LOVE you

[seymour balls @stopkony_2012]

my bones are crumbling and my muscles are groaning

[seymour balls @stopkony_2012]

self-rape is a very serious crime

[seymour balls @stopkony_2012]

is feeling like a pervert

[seymour balls @stopkony_2012]

i had a dream last night that i was on a date and my date called me a foid and asked if i knew what that was and i blushed and giggled and said yeah i like being called a foid and he smiled at me. it was amazing

[seymour balls @stopkony_2012]

i dont want to be here

[seymour balls @stopkony_2012]

an ethnical dilemma

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

When’s a better time then rn

[seymour balls @stopkony_2012]

had a dream i lived in a mansion and was desperately trying to get a japanese girl to take a bubble bath with me but she never showed up. analyze

[seymour balls @stopkony_2012]

@Flail_ me too did u know that you still believe in me on pet sounds is actually about christ