Mellissa

I'm melissa and I think I'm hot

[Mellissa @stopmelissa2k15]

@stopmelissa2k15 kick a wiener dog across the yard

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@stopmelissa2k15 makes 1000 stories with my eyes closed and tongue out

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@stopmelissa2k15 gets carried because I can't walk

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@stopmelissa2k15 pierced ear by myself 3 times

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@stopmelissa2k15 looses phone and goes home without it

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@stopmelissa2k15 gets lost in woods

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Thread of things I do when I'm drunk:

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@stopmelissa2k15 I have a question.... is uber like a company or like a business

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@stopmelissa2k15 it's recording on the own

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Thread of funny things that I say:

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"I don't want it to be Christmas I just want to get hammered" -yours truly, mel

[Joe Burrows @joeb_33]

@skora_mike5 @BPM2_ @Vin_Hook @Lucceeeee_1

[izzy @IzzySencion]

It's strange to think that someone who played such a significant role in your life one year can be completely non existent the next year

[Mellissa @stopmelissa2k15]

"I tried to look up the Declaration of Independence but nothing came up" ok Melissa... Keep looking

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If you're not going after me, Wyd?!?!??😻😻

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If you're not going after me, Wyd?!?!??😻😻

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Well am I?

[Mellissa @stopmelissa2k15]

After a rough night you just have to dance it out the next morning #elchapo #iamthegod #ilovefreshman