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haille. swiftie💜. dndaddy stan account she/they everyone else are pervs so fuck it, follow frm notice x5 💙✨

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I don’t know if it’s been stated in the lore, but in @dungeonsanddads is a “short rest” just the dads sitting in the van with their arms crossed and head hung down saying “I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes.”?

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and in nine months we will see a baby boom of epic talented beautiful proportions.

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

god i hope there are some fun random hookups at this wedding <3

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@macfindspride when i worked at the grocery store and someone called to speak to the grocery MANAGER to ask if it was okay to eat raw broccoli

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it worked

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.@NoahKahan @Pontifex @god @bryceharper3 @taylorswift13 pls get my besties into cbp tonight

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.@NoahKahan @Pontifex @god @bryceharper3 @taylorswift13 pls get my besties into cbp tonight

[dean ☘︎ @macfindspride]

trying to get noah kahan tickets

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

OLIVIA RODRIGO's EMOTE 1 — "GOOD 4 U"

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now accepting donations to get this holy shit it looks so good

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

I think we might go really nice together 💗

@oliviarodrigo officially joins Fortnite tonight!

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@macfindspride gritty would have kissed michael on the mouth

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lord ive seen what youve done for others

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The Boston Red Sox have fired manager Alex Cora, hitting coach Peter Fatse, bench coach Rámon Vazquez, third-base coach Kyle Hudson and game-planning coach Jason Varitek, sources tell @jeffpassan.

The Red Sox are currently 10-17 and last place in the American League East.

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okay but can he pitch or hit

[cam ! @aokstott]

the phillies new infielder

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@saturnofnowhere EW

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@saturnofnowhere @macfindspride do not let me forget about the camera sitting on my desk

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@saturnofnowhere @macfindspride AAHH IM SO GLAD YOU FINALLY KNOW THIS EXISTS!!!! also why am EYE sobbing

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i love being santa <33333

[Jules 🪐 @saturnofnowhere]

EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU @stopmesmee OH MY GODDDDDD

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@macfindspride they will find me on the news.

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nothing more humbling than watching yourself eat your post pump snack on the baby monitor while trying to see if they are sleeping yet in the dark.

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Pitchfork lists Taylor Swift’s "The Life of a Showgirl" as one of the worst moments in 2025:

"More variants … than COVID."

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@macfindspride ARE YOU FOR REAL

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@saturnofnowhere bus(twy show) club(another twy show) another club (5 more twy shows)

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@megalynno i saw this frosted sugar cookie bar recipe and could not stop thinking about it