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I am more than a Twitter bio

[Har @stopmyhrt]

Added a single shirtless photo to my grindr account and first text I got was “girl do porn”

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

the only greek odyssey i care about is the one three men take to a wedding only to discover they might each be the father of meryl streep’s child

[steph @hoovertime]

i realize the number is probably in the original stage production, but still the christine baranski angle really elevates it

[steph @hoovertime]

mamma mia is a masterpiece of a film for many reasons but turning “does your mother know” into a cougar anthem by christine baranski instead of a song from a man’s POV is actually so genius

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

Does anyone remember the Peter Pan movie where Hugh Jackman as Not-Captain Hook and his goons sang Smells Like Teen Spirit for some reason

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

don’t expect me to put my cigarette away if your kid is ugly as fuck man

[Edgars Rinkēvičs @edgarsrinkevics]

I proudly announce I'am gay... Good luck all of you...

[Witch @witchwounds]

watch a show, play a game, jerk off, hang out with a friend, write something, draw something, cook something, hurt yourself, hurt others, listen to some music, take a walk

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

just found out Annie from community is childish gambino

[Har @stopmyhrt]

everyone get down they dropped the mothernuke

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Lady Gaga and Doechii have collaborated on a new song titled ‘Runway’ for ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2.’

[JackFed @JackFedYT]

Now knowing they’re going for an Airplane vibe, I actually will need this movie to be successful and spawn 20 sequels

[DougDoug @DougDougFood]

Spraying KFC diarrhea into a hole at 300 km/h on the chinese high speed rail. This is what Mao dreamed of

[CHRIS @c_chris10]

From Berlin . . .

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[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

I love da Muppets

[Har @stopmyhrt]

is this anything?

[Har @stopmyhrt]

Sigmund Freud on cameo: Happy 5th birthday Zack! You will get horny for your mom some day.

[Har @stopmyhrt]

Listening to Fleetwood Mac to pregame band rehearsal after I’ve slept 4 hours and am feeling like starting a fight

[Har @stopmyhrt]

The ruins in Hollow Knight have better public transport than most U.S. cities