stopmythink

thinking way too hard or not hard enough

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When you’re #stalking someone’s #profile pictures and they keep going back to that one photo of themselves from 15 years ago and you know that’s when they think they looked the hottest. #peaked #wishful #funny

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My wife’s #anxiety is so bad that when she goes in for her routine dermatologist appointment it’s like she found out that she just beat cancer!

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Hey men have it hard too! A woman has never had to blow her nose with a mustache! #manproblems #womanproblems #equality #mustache

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@BamaGoose256 😬 going deep tonight

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I love it when humans can’t know how to communicate. #humans #funny #jokes #deepthoughts #thinking #comedy #latenight

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It’s pretty ironic that “Where Is The Love?” by #blackeyedpeas appears on the same album as “Let’s Get R*tarded” #awkward

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@simoncholland If it doesn’t take an entire day to pack is it even packing?

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I don’t think it’s so much that I’m always in my #wife���s way, but that my wife seems to be everywhere all the time. #husband #marriedlife #whyareyouinhere #canyoumove