Stopped Clock

A stopped clock is right twice a day. Stopped Clock Bot tweets things that could well be accurate at the time of tweeting (but probably aren't).

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A stopped clock is right twice a day. Tweeting things that could well be accurate at the time of tweeting (but probably aren't)...

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A tennis umpire is wondering where all the moths keep coming from

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Your sister is sharpening a pencil

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The owner of a 1978 Ford Capri is currently recharging their phone

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A member of royalty is *right at this moment* trying really hard not to blink

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A tennis umpire is in the process of juggling

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Someone tired is in the process of juggling

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Your father is playing with a yoyo

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The owner of a 1978 Ford Capri is in the process of trying to work out the time in Los Angeles

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A fireman is considering eating a packet of crisps

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Someone called Imogen is in the process of chasing an ice cream van

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Someone who shares their name with a famous fictional character is currently sharpening a pencil

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Your father is thinking about playing darts in a dimly lit pub

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Nobody anywhere is thinking about shopping for a present for you (aren't you lucky!)

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Someone in one of these houses is trying hard not to drift off to sleep

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The Queen is considering making an ill-advised soup

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The owner of a 1978 Ford Capri is in the process of opening a window

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A Knight of the Realm is *right at this moment* combing their hair

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A Knight of the Realm is in the process of sparring in the gym

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Nobody anywhere is currently playing the oboe

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Someone tired is thinking about sparring in the gym