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please mind your business! | she/her

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

when i didn’t inherit generational wealth or a perfect body but i did inherit 3 mental illnesses & carefully cultivated generational trauma

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

can every country please do this

[give it a bone @hornbag__]

fuck RIGHT OFF dog @DisneyPlus i should be allowed to stream the service i pay for wherever i am????

[ant @persistantz]

i have a deep understanding of when winnie the pooh taps his head and says Think Think Think

[々 @ayospawned]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

Shout out to Charlie Kirk for finally not saying anything racist on Juneteenth. What a turning point

[stew garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[AC 🇮🇶 @AC2802M]

Inflammation is crazy wdym those Vietnamese biscuits are £2.35 now

[27. @dimvji]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[Wholesome Football account @mr_notblah_]

The baby thinks this is for her. She was not with woody and buzz from day one. Get a job

[˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ❀ @babooshke]

I’m sick

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

Why was Patrick’s body tea .

[raj/ravoluzen🐲 @ravoluzen]

just putting this out there cus it genuinely altered my brain chemistry when i was in a limbo

[s @stopsashaa]

happy pride

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump recalls meeting the President of Egypt:

“He was in a hotel, and I met him, and we fell in love, deeply in love. He didn’t even wanna meet Hillary [Clinton], he said “you’re going to win”… We had great chemistry, and I stayed twice as long as I was supposed to”

[yena ❦ @spideyyuri]

The Drama (2026)

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

saying "i heard this live" when a song comes on

[dollylor @hatsune_mitski]

I’m about to single handedly make it number 1 don’t u worry