Samantha Lammert

Smiling is my favorite

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

I tells mama
I neber gonna bite agen
But she not beleeb me

I tells mama
I pwomise, neber no bites
But she still not beleeb me

I tells mama
Put hand by my mouff
And I not gonna bite

She tikkles my noz insted
So I bites her

I tells mama
Apwil fools!
And I bites her agen

[bingo @binkywinkywoo]

LET ME INNNNN I NEED TO EAT TOILET PAPER SO BADDDDDD

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

A very kind person has sponsored a $500 Chewy gift card to whoever adopts Valerie! 🥹 let's get this little lady a home and a nice cat tree to lounge in!

Thank you Siobhan for your amazing generosity 🩷

[Laurie Penny @PennyRed]

Women don’t owe the world children.

They don’t owe men babies.

And they don’t owe you an explanation.

[.｡:+*𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔯𝔢᭙ *+:｡ @EAllanHoe]

la rata bajo la lluvia

[Grace @gracecamille_]

my bf dealing with his cats is so funny… they just started fighting and i heard him go “stop it! Did you really think that would solve the conflict?!” Like i bet they were so embarrassed

[cay @koralinadean]

its definitely the perks of being a wallflower

[freya @them___fatale]

ever since I’ve had red hair absolutely no one has called me “Red” in a combative but flirtatious tone and honestly it’s a disgrace

[Samantha Lammert @stoptheSAMantix]

My favorite thing about living in Phoenix is I hardly ever have to wear makeup! I have a perpetual blush on my cheeks thanks to the sunburn I get through my CLOSED APARTMENT WINDOWS

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

you cant unscooby-doo what’s already been scooby-done

[𝒻. @300moods]

strawberries 🍓

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

it's not depression if you're looking out the window. that's brooding. it's how poems happen.

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

If a running try did not work, and a running and waving try did not work, and a running, waving, and jumping try did not work, I knew that a running, waving, jumping, and shouting try just had to work.

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

no thoughts. just trains <3

[Samantha Lammert @stoptheSAMantix]

My favorite thing about living in Phoenix is that everyone is really sweaty and no one cares bc we all have more important things to worry about like the fact that it's 103° at 6pm

[Sok-It @javasok]

Someone needs to invent a candle that smells like Barnes and noble (notes of coffee, vanilla, and paper)

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

“Now we have no more cookies to eat,” said Toad sadly. “Not even one.”

“Yes,” said Frog, “but we have lots and lots of willpower.”

“You may keep it all, Frog,” said Toad. “I am going home now to bake a cake.”

[Katie Goldin 🐜 @KatieGoldin]

Ok. I don't know who needs to hear this, but buckle up. Here's the deal. A thread 🧵