Mayer Verschleisser

IDF vet, Dudeist priest, faithless in humanity

[Baltimore Police @BaltimorePolice]

Identity Sought

In reference to the Homicide that occurred on June 6, 2026, in the 1000 block of South Hanover Street, detectives need your help in identifying the individual seen in this photo.

Anyone with information on the identity of this person is asked to contact detectives at 410-396-2100 or Metro Crime Stoppers at 1-866-7Lockup.

[Mayer Verschleisser @StopVersching]

@PardesSeleh Best shidduch resume ever

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@ApoStructura @elonmusk *excluding Iran

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@boringcompany Baltimore. To replace the now missing Key Bridge

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@idfonline Is this a new service @amazon offers? Where do I sign up?

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@Tesla Clearly you’ve never taken a road trip with me

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@elonmusk @grok I literally did just this with photos of my mother. It took a few photos until the AI got her features right in animation, but the one that succeeded took my breath away

[Mayer Verschleisser @StopVersching]

@elonmusk @grok what number is this?

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@AriKrauss

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@OneLastLynx Legolas

[Rabbi Levi Margolin @LeviMargolin]

I was barred from any activity on @X for 12 hours for calling out a virulent anti-semite while he openly & publicly celebrated the kidnapping - and possible murder - of an innocent Jewish man in Abu Dhabi, UAE.

Something doesn’t add up, @elonmusk.

Make it right.

Please RT.

[Mayer Verschleisser @StopVersching]

@NolteNC Ha. I always noticed that as well

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@AriKrauss Like you wouldn’t mind seeing what a 500 ton bomb does to anything

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Yesterday’s events eerily reminiscent of Empire by @orsonscottcard ? #AssassinationAttempt #TRUMPASSASSINATION
It’s about to get pretty busy at work imho #2A

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

June 4, 2024 marks the 20th anniversary of libertarian Folk hero Marvin Heemeyer’s Killdozer Ride through Granby, Colorado.

Buckle up for a wild tale in a Killdozer.

There once lived a man of humble means named Marvin Heemeyer. Marvin owned a muffler shop in Granby, Colorado.

Marv was a simple man. Paid his taxes. Owned his business. Lived a quiet life. 

Until one day, the City Council went full King George on our blessed Patriot.

Now, The City Council had approved the building of a concrete factory across the street from Marvin’s muffler shop. That would have been fine- However, this building would block the only access road to Marvin’s business.

Marvin petitioned first to have the construction stopped- he was rejected.

Marvin petitioned again to build another access road. Even offered to do it himself- boom. denied.

So despite his best efforts, the concrete business was built anyway. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, it’s construction cut off Marvin’s sewage lines from the town.

Marvin’s business was effectively isolated from the town right down to his toilets.

So how did the City Council respond? They did something right?!

Of course! Naturally, like every dystopian central planning board of fight communists, they fined Marvin.

So Marvin's business was destroyed. He had fines to pay. He was ignored by his city government.

All seemed lost- But the spirit of the great American Swamp Fox coursed through the veins of our legend and he decided to do the only logical thing he could think of — And build a killdozer.

Over the course of the next 18 months, Marvin would upgrade a bulldozer he'd purchased with 3ft thick steel armor, a camera, and bullet proof glass.

And on the fourth day of June in the 2004th year of our lord, Marvin and his killdozer would burst through the side of his own muffler shop before plowing through the walls of that concrete factory like some kind of Paul Revere Koolaid Man off to deliver a hell of a message

Marvin and his mighty steed would blow through 13 more buildings owned by the tyrants who destroyed his life, as if they were the Hessian mercenaries at Trenton and he was their Christmas night surprise.

Marvin avoided all people using his camera. Marvin was a gentle man.

Entire SWAT teams were brought to their knees by Killdozer, like the cowardly redcoats at Lexington and Concord. Explosives were no match for Killdozer, for Killdozer was an impenetrable work of art— the Mona Lisa, if you will, of reconnaissance automobiles.

The comeuppance of the city planners would continue until Marvin and Killdozer became trapped in the final building where Marvin would sacrifice his own life and l immortalize himself in our hearts and minds, forever. There would be no other casualties.

A note discovered later would answer any questions as to why Marvin Heemeyer did what he did. It read,
"I was always willing to be reasonable. Until I had to be unreasonable. Sometimes reasonable men, must do unreasonable things."

God Bless Marvin. And God Bless his mighty Killdozer.

[Mayer Verschleisser @StopVersching]

@TheAKGuy @SenatorCardin You have it all backwards.
If they knew what the hell they were talking about, the laws that got passed would be way more restrictive

[Mayer Verschleisser @StopVersching]

@BaltimorePolice It would be kinda silly if it was loaded with 10 dummy rounds, wouldn’t it?

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@AriKrauss I used to have that on a bumper sticker. Went over real well in Baltimore ill tell ya

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@LeviMargolin Everyone hates it

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@funfactscience Where in the USA?