STORAGE RICK

I don’t think I need a bio.

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Be right back guys. I need to take care of something.

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I realize this looks like some shit you’d see in a zombie apocalypse movie. I assure you he isn’t a zombie.

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He better fucking stop. Sorry my camera is shit.

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There’s also one that keeps biting me, but not the other Mortys. Part of me hopes he gets picked up soon.

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@TedPVC I’ve been through my fair share of shit, so I kinda know what I’m doing. It’s disinfected now, but hurts like a motherfucker.

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@mortytownlocoz Right.

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Thankfully I’m not on any lists yet. Which is probably a good thing, since most of them seem violent.

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@mortytownlocoz What did I even do.

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@survivormort You’re free to at any time!

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I don’t know what to say. I mean, I’d hope not. I don’t believe in the idea of being haunted and like, ghosts, really.

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Where would I even go.

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I don’t know who this is. If this is a Morty, then no. I’m not like that.

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@Arcadeimsx Let me know how it goes. I’ve made it for myself and the other Mortys a few times. In a mug or those bigger glass measuring cups works best.

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Seven or so Oreos, two and a half tablespoons of milk, and a pinch of baking bowder if you want. Then microwave it.

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@MosheSmithJ3V Weird, it tried when i just did. I hate the overview sometimes

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@MosheSmithJ3V Put -ai after your search and it turns it off, I think.

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@MosheSmithJ3V I wouldn’t know for certain, sorry.

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@MosheSmithJ3V It turns out to be like a cake.

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Why are you sad? Do you need anything?

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@fairytalemepls Nah, I take care of the kids. I get the name could sound misleading.

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I take care of the Mortys at the daycare?

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@downwthecitadel Well I hope I can stay off that one. Thanks, kid.

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Okay that list is literally only me. I guess so. I don’t know if this means I’ll be killed. I’m still on a hitlist so I guess I’ll prepare in case.

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@survivormort I’m on a hitlist now.