Steven Naismith

Toilet Texters left winger, club legend after wonder goal against the arch enemy club of crotty

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

I can confirm that after scoring 6 own goals today @daniel_birds will be released

[ry @rydroughton]

#mardyknows Everton are nothing without Steven Naismith

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

The reason that Belgium have got a lot of good players now is because Dave was once shown on telly there inspiring the likes of hazard

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

"The fact that dave can speak french had a big influence on me"-Thierry Henry

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

"After seeing dave on the international stage it showed me that maybe youngsters brought up in Speke can make it"-Joey Barton

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

"Dave made me the footballer I am today"-Steven Naismith

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

"Watching dave play for the Toilet Texters inspired me to become a footballer"-Lionel Messi

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

Dave and Paul have become toilet texters legends after firing the club into division 4

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

Well done to Colin for turning his form around after his poor start

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

#kennethisasausage

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

Colin has been letting the club down only 1 goal so far today

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

I'm about to rip up the pro club universe with Colin, mike and Paul

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

@chriswarriors17 it's very impressive, come on clubs now?

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

@chriswarriors17 might do

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

@chriswarriors17 was a tough game in the end

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

@chriswarriors17 Farrell has scored

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

@chriswarriors17 no

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

@chriswarriors17 Farrell best get one now then

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

@chriswarriors17 I'm going to complain

[Steven Naismith @storey1897]

@chriswarriors17 want Farrell and o'loughlin to score for my dream team