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[kray @kaylahansonnn]

Honestly all I want for Christmas is a king bed

[p a i g e @paigggr]

i would willingly take a bullet for some people who wouldn’t even lift a finger for me

[Mary Margaret @mm_sullivan19]

Was September even a thing?

[Stor @storie_hall]

As my grandmother always told my mother, to which my mother has always told me, “it’s all in what you want to put up with honey.”

[Stor @storie_hall]

A spider that was about the size of a quarter dropped right into my lap as I was driving on the freeway this morning to work... I almost totaled my car and called out of work about it. #mondayvibes

[raqcity @blazequeennn]

does baking a dude a cake that says “sorry i’m a crazy bitch” actually help or????????

[Stor @storie_hall]

Current life status: *walks into gas station at 10:45am like a dirtbag to buy two Monaco’s to kill hangover but still functions in society and pays bills*

[VOYGASM @TeamVoygasm]

Dairy Queen employee: *flips my Blizzard upside down before handing it to me*

Me: weird flex but ok

[Johnny Sonic @Sonicnonleague]

There is a thin line between enjoying your youth and destroying your future.

[Maddog @madelinedelorey]

Idk how there’s not something that keeps dogs alive forever but if there’s anything in this world that we need right now, it’s definitely that

[Stor @storie_hall]

@TiffanyWatsonX Damn bae

[Brando @hollifield_b]

What a year for album releases. Holy shit.... so much good music!!

[Stor @storie_hall]

It blows my mind when my clients ask me what I do for my work outs in the gym because apparently I look like I’m in shape to them... I haven’t been in the gym in over a month...I drink on a daily basis as well... what?😂

[emily @emilygramza7]

when a toxic person can no longer control you, they will try to control how others see you

[Stor @storie_hall]

@dknottsss That’s called positivity... regardless of the situation lmao

[Stor @storie_hall]

@dknottsss Is not a fetish

[Stor @storie_hall]

@BrennLawrence When do you start day shifts again?

[Stor @storie_hall]

Note to self: just cause you’re locked out of your house doesn’t mean you should be jumping a fence with a torn meniscus and a hip with zero cartilage just to get through the back sliding door that OF ALL DOORS THAT SHOULD BE LOCKED isn’t locked lol what the fuck